Never deposit - ZOOM poker (i'm back! ...maybe)

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Lol. Works for me. Unlucky. ♠_evil:

damn i run bad nowadays
i'm rolling back for now, i know they are working on a patch so hope that comes soon

@4bp hand i feel this has a bit too much "backdoor equity" to check and play guess ott, i can see it being fine to check all (decent) made hands but our other hands dont play well like that imo

Dat panda gif ♦:D:D

Good work with the gifs man, makes for a good read ♦

weekend games are fkn unbeatable

busy with uni and pretty much not playing at all, going to have a lot of free time next month because reasons

exams etc, literally not playing at all but i should probably fill this in with some random hand to not leave you bored

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 134.36 BB
Hero (SB): 99 BB
BB: 105.68 BB
UTG: 102.28 BB
MP: 114.48 BB
CO: 90.2 BB

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has Q:spade: K:heart:

fold, MP raises to 3.4 BB, CO calls 3.4 BB, fold, Hero raises to 14.8 BB, fold, MP calls 11.4 BB, CO calls 11.4 BB

Flop: (45.4 BB, 3 players) Q:heart: 7:club: 3:diamond:
Hero checks, MP bets 21.68 BB, CO calls 21.68 BB, Hero calls 21.68 BB

Turn: (110.44 BB, 3 players) 4:heart:
Hero checks, MP bets 10 BB, CO calls 10 BB, Hero raises to 62.52 BB and is all-in, MP calls 52.52 BB, fold

River: (245.48 BB, 2 players) 9:spade:

Hero shows Q:spade: K:heart: (One Pair, Queens) (Pre 47%, Flop 90%, Turn 86%)
MP shows 5:diamond: 5:heart: (One Pair, Fives) (Pre 53%, Flop 10%, Turn 14%)
Hero wins 237.48 BB

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back, fucking hate this game obv

i think i'm playing at the very least "solid enough". my mindset is weakish though and it's hard to keep away the thoughts like i suddenly became a loser overnight
what can i say? just feels like i can't hit the flops and when some money goes in the runouts get monstruous

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 81.04 BB
SB: 308.44 BB
Hero (BB): 108.72 BB
UTG: 101.4 BB
MP: 85.12 BB
CO: 47.76 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 8:club: 5:diamond:

fold, MP calls 1 BB, fold, fold, SB calls 0.6 BB, Hero checks

Flop: (3 BB, 3 players) 9:heart: 7:heart: 6:club:
SB checks, Hero checks, MP bets 1 BB, fold, Hero raises to 5.88 BB, MP raises to 12 BB, Hero raises to 31.08 BB, MP raises to 84.12 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 53.04 BB

Turn: (171.24 BB, 2 players) 3:diamond:

River: (171.24 BB, 2 players) 4:heart:

Hero shows 8:club: 5:diamond: (Straight, Nine High) (Pre 48%, Flop 32%, Turn 40%)
MP shows 8:heart: 5:heart: (Flush, Nine High) (Pre 53%, Flop 68%, Turn 60%)
MP wins 163.52 BB

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 316.68 BB
SB: 100 BB
Hero (BB): 116.96 BB
UTG: 155.04 BB
MP: 101 BB
CO: 111.88 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 5:club: 7:club:

fold, fold, CO raises to 3 BB, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, Hero raises to 12.4 BB, CO calls 9.4 BB, BTN calls 9.4 BB

Flop: (37.6 BB, 3 players) 3:club: 5:diamond: 8:spade:
Hero bets 13.32 BB, CO calls 13.32 BB, BTN calls 13.32 BB

Turn: (77.56 BB, 3 players) 7:diamond:
Hero checks, CO bets 32 BB, BTN calls 32 BB, Hero raises to 91.24 BB and is all-in, CO calls 54.16 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 59.24 BB

River: (346.2 BB, 3 players) 5:spade:
Players agreed to run it twice.

River #2: (346.2 BB, 3 players) 2:heart:

Hero shows 5:club: 7:club: (Full House, Fives full of Sevens)
Board #1 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 17%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Board #1 Side Pot#1 [10.16 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Board #1 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 17%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Board #2 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 17%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Board #1 Side Pot [10.16 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Board #2 Side Pot [10.16 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)

BTN shows 8:diamond: 8:club: (Full House, Eights full of Fives)
Board #1 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 16%, Flop 85%, Turn 95%)
Board #1 Side Pot#1 [10.16 BB]: (Pre 82%, Flop 93%, Turn 100%)
Board #1 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 16%, Flop 85%, Turn 95%)
Board #2 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 16%, Flop 85%, Turn 95%)
Board #1 Side Pot [10.16 BB]: (Pre 82%, Flop 93%, Turn 100%)
Board #2 Side Pot [10.16 BB]: (Pre 82%, Flop 93%, Turn 100%)

CO shows J:diamond: J:spade: (Two Pair, Jacks and Fives)
Board #1 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 67%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
Board #1 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 67%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
Board #2 Main Pot [336.04 BB]: (Pre 67%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)

BTN wins 169.12 BB
BTN wins 169.08 BB

#rekt

I'm playing Zoom nl25 too, and since posting a nice graph, have cursed myself into dumping 12 bi in 3k hand, so I feel your pain, although interestingly mine involves a flat blue line and a falling red line. Maybe I've become too you'd at folding. Poker is horrid.

mr patzer, you could have bought the car from the gif for those 12BIs ♦

Originally posted by vuciitis
mr patzer, you could have bought the car from the gif for those 12BIs ♦

That actually makes me feel better.

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 113.48 BB
SB: 105.92 BB
BB: 201.08 BB
UTG: 102.96 BB
MP: 62.12 BB
CO: 64.52 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 8:diamond: 9:diamond:

fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, Hero calls 3 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (7.4 BB, 2 players) 9:club: 8:heart: T:diamond:
MP bets 7 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to 110.48 BB and is all-in, ...

MP calls 52.12 BB and is all-in

MP shows K:club: T:club: (One Pair, Tens) (Pre 62%, Flop 31%)
Hero shows 8:diamond: 9:diamond: (Two Pair, Nines and Eights) (Pre 38%, Flop 69%)

Turn: (125.64 BB, 2 players) K:heart:

River: (125.64 BB, 2 players) 9:spade:

MP shows K:club: T:club: (Two Pair, Kings and Tens) (Pre 62%, Flop 31%, Turn 91%)
Hero shows 8:diamond: 9:diamond: (Full House, Nines full of Eights) (Pre 38%, Flop 69%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins 120 BB

i'm actually playing, not updating because lazy though.

fishy suckout of the day

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 113.8 BB
SB: 101.56 BB
BB: 98.24 BB
UTG: 87.72 BB
MP: 252.64 BB
CO: 129.68 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 8:heart: T:heart:

UTG raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 3 BB, fold, BB raises to 10 BB, UTG calls 7 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls 7 BB

Flop: (30.4 BB, 3 players) 6:diamond: 5:heart: 7:club:
BB bets 14.52 BB, fold, Hero raises to 31.08 BB, ...

BB calls 16.56 BB

Turn: (92.56 BB, 2 players) 9:diamond:

BB checks, Hero bets 26.64 BB, BB raises to 57.16 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 30.52 BB

River: (206.88 BB, 2 players) 6:heart:

BB shows K:club: K:diamond: (Two Pair, Kings and Sixes) (Pre 79%, Flop 64%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 8:heart: T:heart: (Straight, Ten High) (Pre 21%, Flop 36%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 198.88 BB

sometimes my bad plays also get rewarded

You rly need to start figuring out how to get some hh/gif business rolling. Cuz it is just pure gold!!! ♠_biggrin:

I can't comment on your hands because your volume rocks all the way up to 11. I would propose your gifs rival manu's, just brilliant!

We need a gif war! ♠_cool:

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Is that sexy NL10 graph from page 1 from 6-max or full ring?

thanks guys

the graph is from 6max. sometimes i feel like i wanna check on the state of fullring games nowadays but never actually do it

can't win a single fucking session. coolered outplayed tilted runouted you name it (also just made that last one up so that it would end with -ed)

tfw when you think you might actually have a good session but then nope

Originally posted by Tomaloc
can't win a single fucking session. coolered outplayed tilted runouted you name it (also just made that last one up so that it would end with -ed)

tfw when you think you might actually have a good session but then nope

'Runouted' is definitely a word. I used 'cuntflapped' for a while, but I think it was too obscure to catch on.