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Здравствуйте, уважаемые любители футбола. Долго говорить не буду, ибо молоко убежало и я ненакрашенный, - все подробности в посте.
Надысь наткнулся на интересную раздачку, которую нельзя не разобрать.
Seat 1: IvanDemidov ( $100 )
Seat 2: Ivey ( $4000000 )
Seat 4: Durrrr ( $200 )
Seat 6: Isildur1 ( $-12345678 )
Seat 7: Feruell ( $100 )
Seat 9: Negreanu ( $12.3 )
Feruell posts small blind [$0.50]
Negreanu posts big blind [$1]
Dealt to IvanDemidov [ A, K ]
IvanDemidov raises [$3], 3 folds, Feruell raises [$10.50], Negreanu folds, IvanDemidov raises [$25], Feruell goes all-in [$100], IvanDemidov calls [$100]
** Dealing flop ** [ A, Q, 5 ]
** Dealing turn ** [ 8 ]
** Dealing river ** [ 9 ]
** Summary **
IvanDemidov shows [ K, A ]
Feruell shows [ J, J ]
IvanDemidov wins [200$]
Lika collected [ $100 ]
Gipsy collected [ $75 ]
IvanDemidov collected [ $25 ]
IvanDemidov says: :'(((
Ну или вот отличный экшен в руке попался:
$0.50/$1 Blinds No Limit Holdem - ***
Seat 1: Prohorov ( $100 )
Seat 2: Abramovich ( $100 )
Prohorov posts small blind [$0.50]
Abramovich posts big blind [$1]
Dealt to Prohorov [ A, A ]
Dealt to Abramovich [ A, A ]
Prohorov raises [$3], Abramovich raises [$10], Prohorov raises [$35] Abramovich raises [$110] Prohorov raises [$1200] Abramovich raises [$14500] Prohorov raises [$174000] Abramovich raises [$563400] Prohorov raises [$3540000] Abramovich raises [$450000300] Prohorov raises [$17400] Putin raises 1$
Prohorov says: О_o
Abramovichsays: ... O_o
Prohorov says: ...
Abramovich says: .........
Prohorov says: .........................
Abramovich says: (((
Prohorov says: (((((((((((((((((((((
Prohorov folds
Abramovich folds
** Summary **
Putin did not show his hand
Putin collected [ OLOLO$ ]
Еще есть о скайроллерах:
Seat 2: ChuckNorris ( $999999 )
Seat 4: Gosuhuman ( $5.5 )
ChuckNorris posts small blind [$0.50]
Gosuhuman posts big blind [$1]
Dealt to ChuckNorris [ 3, 3 ]
Dealt to Gosuhuman [ 7, 2 ]
ChuckNorris raises [$7], Gosuhuman calls and all-in
** Dealing flop ** [ 7, 3, 5 ]
** Dealing turn ** [ 7, 3, 5, 2 ]
** Dealing river ** [ 7, 3, 5, 2, 7 ]
ChuckNorris says: ???
ChuckNorris says: !!!
ChuckNorris says: !!!!!!
ChuckNorris says: >;->
** Dealing river ** [ 7, 3, 5, 2, 7, 3 ]
ChuckNorris says: :-l
** Dealing river ** [ 7, 3, 5, 2, 7, 3, 3 ]
ChuckNorris says: :-l
** Dealing river ** [ 7, 3, 5, 2, 7, 3, 3, 3 ]
ChuckNorris says: ok
** Summary **
ChuckNorris shows [3, 3] (six of a kind)
Gosuhuman shows [7, 2] (full house)
ChuckNorris wins
Maxkatz collected [ 999999$ ]
ChuckNorris says: ?????
Тем временем в Кремле:
$0.50/$1 Blinds No Limit Holdem - *** 24 09 2011 21:20:07
Seat 1: Putin ( $100 )
Seat 2: Medvedev ( $100 )
Medvedev posts small blind [$0.50]
Putin posts big blind [$1]
Dealt to Medvedev [ A, A ]
Medvedev raises [$99], Putin goes all-in [$100], Medvedev folds
** Summary **
Putin did not show his hand
Putin collected [ $199.5 ]
Ну и напоследок:)
Seat 1: Ongame ( $10000 )
Seat 2: Lotospoker ( $10000 )
Ongame posts small blind [$0.50]
Lotospoker posts big blind [$1]
Dealt to Ongame [ A, K ]
Ongame raises [400$], LotosPoker calls
** Dealing flop ** [ 2, J, 7 ]
Ongame bets 2000$, LotosPoker calls
** Dealing turn ** [ Q ]
Ongame bets 7000$, LotosPoker calls
** Dealing river ** [ T ]
Ongame activates time-bank
Ongame disconnects
Ongame [sit out]
Ongame folds
Lotospoker collects [18800$]
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