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9.35pm: OK, I've done ten songs. Back to Heidi for a bit.9.34pm: Now for GERMANY, which is fielding a singer who has basically turned Heidi into weeping puddle of oestrogen. Even though he's wearing a silly hat. The singer's name, incidentally, is Roman Lob - which happens to also be the name of a sexual practise that most countries banned about 30 years ago.
The song is called Standing Still, which Roman Lob is singing while NOT ACTUALLY STANDING STILL. Roman Lob is an inveterate rebel, and that's why he's so easily won Heidi Stephens's heart.
The question is, though, what has he got under his hat? My guess is eggs. Lots of eggs, being incubated by his head. One day they'll hatch into little Roman Lobs, and Heidi Stephens will marry all of them.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2012/may/26/eurovision-2012-azerbaijanlive
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