What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
hahahah nice one ♠_biggrin:
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The Medical Marijuana League and the Arthritis society are both investigating the benefits of cannabis in the treatment of Arthritis.
They have formed a joint venture for this purpose.
When someone is murdered, the police always investigate the spouse first.
And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
I recently got into dog breeding. I mixed a bull dog with a shih tzu, called it a bullshit.
Bazinga.
"Doctor I think there's a lettuce growing out of my anus."
"Bend over I'll have a look... yep I can definitely see a small leaf there."
"That's just the tip of the Iceberg"
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Did you hear about the atheist dyslexic? He didn’t believe there was a dog.
In tears ♦
What is the most stupid thing in the world ?
- When 2 balds fighting over brush.
What is the most slowest thing in the world ?
- When snail slowing down in the corner.
What is the most lightest thing in the world ?
- Dick. We can pull it up with the power of mind ♠_biggrin:
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Originally posted by tightfish19
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
What to you call a cow whose right-side legs are shorter than its left-side legs?
Lean Beef
