Originally posted by oblioo
what do you call a sheep with no legs?a cloud
Oh man 
This is really the right thread for this joke.
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Medical record slips:
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
The patient has no past history of suicides
At first, I thought it was a single joke and not two, because the disappearance of a knee is likely to increase the patient's suicide count...
Originally posted by tonypmm
At first, I thought it was a single joke and not two, because the disappearance of a knee is likely to increase the patient's suicide count...
lol +1
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Originally posted by tonypmm
At first, I thought it was a single joke and not two, because the disappearance of a knee is likely to increase the patient's suicide count...lol +1
Hahaha, make sence
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Originally posted by tonypmm
At first, I thought it was a single joke and not two, because the disappearance of a knee is likely to increase the patient's suicide count...lol +1
+2
And even when you told me it were 2 jokes it took me ages before I noticed
A politician told his wife he'd lost his seat in the cabinet.
His wife said, 'Well it should be hard to find then should it!?'
Originally posted by amater0001
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
lol!
There was an explosion in a French cheese factory. There was nothing left but de brie
In Soviet Russia, a new cabinet seat would find him.
(There's usually a lot of juggling in the Russian cabinet, all the same ministers change seats like gloves. The joke hero must have been Russian.)
In America, your work determines your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your work!
Originally posted by amater0001
"Is it good to sleep with an open window?"
"Yes, but with a woman it is better."
♦
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Originally posted by amater0001
"Is it good to sleep with an open window?"
"Yes, but with a woman it is better."♦
Sometimes the open window is less cold.
Originally posted by gadget51
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Originally posted by amater0001
"Is it good to sleep with an open window?"
"Yes, but with a woman it is better."♦
Sometimes the open window is less cold.
Wow Mal, you are a poet ..