Bad Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies across the bay? A bagel.

What do you say when a dog runs away? Dog gone!

Why does icecream melt?

Becuase motorbikes don't have windows.

these really make my day

i want to give some incentive to keep this thread going so i guess i should post one myself
what do sharks say when something radical happens?

#sobaditsgood

what did the man say when he walked into a bar?

ouch.

I only got the last one..

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. The librarian says, "They're behind you!"

A travelling salesman's car breaks down at twilight on a lonely country road.
He trudges to a nearby farmhouse, and asks, "My car broke down, can you please put me up for the night?"

The farmer replies, "Yeah, sure, but you'll have to share a bed with my son".

The salesman says, "Crap, I'm in the wrong joke".

Originally posted by NightFrostaSS

OMG OMG OMG!
ROFL ROFL ROFL!
HAHAHAHHAHAA!

I'm in tears right now.

Originally posted by faarcyde
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. The librarian says, "They're behind you!"

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Originally posted by HollyMichelle

Originally posted by faarcyde
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. The librarian says, "They're behind you!"

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rofl!!!! ♦ ♦ ♦

A Man in a Pup is complaining about his cold Coffee.
The waitress answers "if u want something warm order an english beer"!

Proposition:

Throwing a metal Frisbee should be an Olympic event?

... discuss

Originally posted by BradNitt
A Man in a Pup is complaining about his cold Coffee.
The waitress answers "if u want something warm order an english beer"!

Originally posted by trickybob
Proposition:

Throwing a metal Frisbee should be an Olympic event?

... discuss

this should be in the Great jokes section!!!!!!!!!!

why was the mushroom the life of the party?

...because he was a fungi

what do you call a man in a pile of leaves?

what do you call a man with a spade in his head?

when is a door not a door?

What do you call a French guy who got mauled by a tiger?

What do you call a Spaniard who got his car stolen?

What do you call a Russian with itchy testicles?

I will no hang my head in shame