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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Originally posted by Tomaloc

Originally posted by TakingAShot
If it requires a ton of work and effort to make $7.50 or more, there's absolutely no point to these.

exactly

most people who dream of playing for a living are delusional, though it's still possible. "hardest way to make easy money"?
not everyone plays to be pro though

Part of the problem is that you basically have to change your entire perspective on life and attitude to that of a loser before you can win in poker. It's like a refuge for the outcasts of harder games like Chess. You have to become totally ok with being ripped off and robbed. That's a loser. You have to become totally ok with losing in general. That's a loser. You have to work extremely hard but then expect and feel entitled to absolutely nothing. That's an apathetic loser. I mean, I could go on and on.

I'll tell you one thing: This certainly is the best game out for droolers and neckbeards.


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Chowchow12
Joined: 04.06.2012

Originally posted by TakingAShot

Originally posted by Tomaloc

Originally posted by TakingAShot
If it requires a ton of work and effort to make $7.50 or more, there's absolutely no point to these.

exactly

most people who dream of playing for a living are delusional, though it's still possible. "hardest way to make easy money"?
not everyone plays to be pro though

Part of the problem is that you basically have to change your entire perspective on life and attitude to that of a loser before you can win in poker. It's like a refuge for the outcasts of harder games like Chess. You have to become totally ok with being ripped off and robbed. That's a loser. You have to become totally ok with losing in general. That's a loser. You have to work extremely hard but then expect and feel entitled to absolutely nothing. That's an apathetic loser. I mean, I could go on and on.

I'll tell you one thing: This certainly is the best game out for droolers and neckbeards.

Boom good troll again! Neckbeards! Hahahaha I get it because forum trolls with nothing better to do have those. And you’re telling everyone they have them. Haha irony. Please do some more!


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ihmac53
Joined: 15.11.2017

you sound like the biggest whiner that ive come across in the forum. If its all so bad quit playing. Us degenerate loser poker players obviously not smart enough to comprehend our losing ways. Go hang out with your mensa friends over a chess board share your meds and bore each other to death. Try and cheer up,meanwhile, stay away from sharp knives and tall buildings.


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Originally posted by ihmac53
you sound like the biggest whiner that ive come across in the forum. If its all so bad quit playing. Us degenerate loser poker players obviously not smart enough to comprehend our losing ways. Go hang out with your mensa friends over a chess board share your meds and bore each other to death. Try and cheer up,meanwhile, stay away from sharp knives and tall buildings.

You're not honestly sitting there saying that Poker is more intriguing to watch and play than Chess, are you? Chess is infinitely more popular than Poker and for good reason. As said - You guys are delusional. Poker died 10+ years ago and you're still clinging to it lol. I could see if it was a great game or something but this random, bingo, slot machine bullshit couldn't keep a monkey entertained. It's the worst game out.


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

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NL Holdem $20(BB)
HERO ($1680)
BB ($1320)

Dealt to Hero 4♠ A♠

HERO Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: 1660), BB Raises To $40 (Rem. Stack: 1260), HERO Calls $40 (Rem. Stack: 1620)

Flop ($120) A♣ K♠ 3♠
BB Checks, HERO Bets $60 (Rem. Stack: 1560), BB Calls $60 (Rem. Stack: 1200)

Turn ($240) A♣ K♠ 3♠ 6♠
BB Checks, HERO Bets $120 (Rem. Stack: 1440), BB Raises To $300 (Rem. Stack: 900), HERO Raises To $460 (Rem. Stack: 980), BB Raises To $900 (allin) (Rem. Stack: 0), HERO Calls $620 (Rem. Stack: 360)

River ($2640) A♣ K♠ 3♠ 6♠ 9♣

BB shows 9♠ A♥

HERO wins $2640

Nut boat, Bitch. Maybe these aren't so bad after all.


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Chowchow12
Joined: 04.06.2012

Originally posted by TakingAShot
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NL Holdem $20(BB)
HERO ($1680)
BB ($1320)

Dealt to Hero 4♠ A♠

HERO Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: 1660), BB Raises To $40 (Rem. Stack: 1260), HERO Calls $40 (Rem. Stack: 1620)

Flop ($120) A♣ K♠ 3♠
BB Checks, HERO Bets $60 (Rem. Stack: 1560), BB Calls $60 (Rem. Stack: 1200)

Turn ($240) A♣ K♠ 3♠ 6♠
BB Checks, HERO Bets $120 (Rem. Stack: 1440), BB Raises To $300 (Rem. Stack: 900), HERO Raises To $460 (Rem. Stack: 980), BB Raises To $900 (allin) (Rem. Stack: 0), HERO Calls $620 (Rem. Stack: 360)

River ($2640) A♣ K♠ 3♠ 6♠ 9♣

BB shows 9♠ A♥

HERO wins $2640

Nut boat, Bitch. Maybe these aren't so bad after all.

Okay that's a 12/10 troll he said boat but he had a flush. Everyone knows a boat is a full house. HAHA. IS BEST TROLL. You show troll card little more every time. Very nice. Much like. I am fan. WOOWOWOWWEEEWA


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

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NL Holdem $100(BB)
HERO ($2404)
BB ($596)

Dealt to Hero 5♦ A♠

HERO Calls $50 (Rem. Stack: 2304), BB Checks

Flop ($200) 6♠ 3♦ J♣
BB Checks, HERO Bets $149 (Rem. Stack: 2155), BB Raises To $496 (allin) (Rem. Stack: 0), HERO Calls $347 (Rem. Stack: 1808)

Turn ($1192) 6♠ 3♦ J♣ T♦

River ($1192) 6♠ 3♦ J♣ T♦ J♥

BB shows 4♥ 5♣

HERO wins $1192

Hero call, Bitch. _evil:


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CptJokerFish
Joined: 06.06.2017

Originally posted by TakingAShot
You basically have to win 70% to show the slightest profit and the entire game is just bingo. In the last 20 SNG's I've lost 13 and all 13 were all ins where I was the favorite. You guys don't honestly think people have the time to go hours without receiving any pay for work, do you? I've even heard of people going days, weeks, and months of losing these the same way I describe above. I'm sorry but I'm not a kid like those players. I'm 35 years old and if it doesn't have an hourly profit associated with it, I nor any other adult has time for it.

What's the point of repeatedly beating my opponent if he just gets the money? There's nothing else like this in the world and for obvious reasons. It defeats the entire point of the game.

The sites don't pay you to play these or have big bonuses attached to them? Where's the money come from? Minimum wage is $7.50 here in the States. Where's my $7.50? If it requires a ton of work and effort to make $7.50 or more, there's absolutely no point to these.

rofl u have no clue about variance.

Originally posted by TakingAShot
Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD Poker HUD & Database

NL Holdem $100(BB)
HERO ($2404)
BB ($596)

Dealt to Hero 5♦ A♠

HERO Calls $50 (Rem. Stack: 2304), BB Checks

Flop ($200) 6♠ 3♦ J♣
BB Checks, HERO Bets $149 (Rem. Stack: 2155), BB Raises To $496 (allin) (Rem. Stack: 0), HERO Calls $347 (Rem. Stack: 1808)

Turn ($1192) 6♠ 3♦ J♣ T♦

River ($1192) 6♠ 3♦ J♣ T♦ J♥

BB shows 4♥ 5♣

HERO wins $1192

Hero call, Bitch. _evil:

:appl: :coolface:
I hope u are just a troll. :milord:


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LemOn36
Joined: 07.02.2009

Or commission only sales
I actually started playing poker during my sales career because it was something predictable , stable with relatively low variance comparatively .

It's a closed very predictable system - if you want to see real gambling and real variance get out there in the real world


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Chowchow12
Joined: 04.06.2012

Originally posted by LemOn36
Or commission only sales
I actually started playing poker during my sales career because it was something predictable , stable with relatively low variance comparatively .

It's a closed very predictable system - if you want to see real gambling and real variance get out there in the real world

I would imagine the issue out there is that the climate can change so quickly. At least poker has an equilibrium. The game changes because it is slowly getting closer to being solved, but you more or less don't have to worry about some new technology, or something making your the product you sell obsolete. I think it would be like imagining pokers hand rankings changing over time. Or certain cards just getting taken out of the deck. Poker is at least a fair game haha.


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Originally posted by CptJokerFish

Originally posted by TakingAShot
You basically have to win 70% to show the slightest profit and the entire game is just bingo. In the last 20 SNG's I've lost 13 and all 13 were all ins where I was the favorite. You guys don't honestly think people have the time to go hours without receiving any pay for work, do you? I've even heard of people going days, weeks, and months of losing these the same way I describe above. I'm sorry but I'm not a kid like those players. I'm 35 years old and if it doesn't have an hourly profit associated with it, I nor any other adult has time for it.

What's the point of repeatedly beating my opponent if he just gets the money? There's nothing else like this in the world and for obvious reasons. It defeats the entire point of the game.

The sites don't pay you to play these or have big bonuses attached to them? Where's the money come from? Minimum wage is $7.50 here in the States. Where's my $7.50? If it requires a ton of work and effort to make $7.50 or more, there's absolutely no point to these.

rofl u have no clue about variance.

Originally posted by TakingAShot
Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD Poker HUD & Database

NL Holdem $100(BB)
HERO ($2404)
BB ($596)

Dealt to Hero 5♦ A♠

HERO Calls $50 (Rem. Stack: 2304), BB Checks

Flop ($200) 6♠ 3♦ J♣
BB Checks, HERO Bets $149 (Rem. Stack: 2155), BB Raises To $496 (allin) (Rem. Stack: 0), HERO Calls $347 (Rem. Stack: 1808)

Turn ($1192) 6♠ 3♦ J♣ T♦

River ($1192) 6♠ 3♦ J♣ T♦ J♥

BB shows 4♥ 5♣

HERO wins $1192

Hero call, Bitch. _evil:

:appl: :coolface:
I hope u are just a troll. :milord:

I'm not *just* a troll. I'm a poker player, a writer, an animal lover, and an avid fan of history, science, and mathematics.


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LemOn36
Joined: 07.02.2009

Originally posted by Chowchow12

Originally posted by LemOn36
Or commission only sales
I actually started playing poker during my sales career because it was something predictable , stable with relatively low variance comparatively .

It's a closed very predictable system - if you want to see real gambling and real variance get out there in the real world

I would imagine the issue out there is that the climate can change so quickly. At least poker has an equilibrium. The game changes because it is slowly getting closer to being solved, but you more or less don't have to worry about some new technology, or something making your the product you sell obsolete. I think it would be like imagining pokers hand rankings changing over time. Or certain cards just getting taken out of the deck. Poker is at least a fair game haha.

Even with a top tier product you happen to run into bad people
Or you get socially weak territory and there's nothing you can do
Products go out of favour, territories get saturated with competition
Or you hit a bad streak, your attitude and body language shows it to people and you get on a sick self-fulfilling downswing with things out of your control...

Don't get me wrong, Sales is just like Poker in that it should be treated as one long session, and great consistent attitude and work ethic will get you to the top sooner or later even in shitty markets
But the variance can be insane and out of your control for way longer than in poker. Companies and products crumble, and staff turnover rate is insane in almost any commission based sales business


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Originally posted by LemOn36

Originally posted by Chowchow12

Originally posted by LemOn36
Or commission only sales
I actually started playing poker during my sales career because it was something predictable , stable with relatively low variance comparatively .

It's a closed very predictable system - if you want to see real gambling and real variance get out there in the real world

I would imagine the issue out there is that the climate can change so quickly. At least poker has an equilibrium. The game changes because it is slowly getting closer to being solved, but you more or less don't have to worry about some new technology, or something making your the product you sell obsolete. I think it would be like imagining pokers hand rankings changing over time. Or certain cards just getting taken out of the deck. Poker is at least a fair game haha.

Even with a top tier product you happen to run into bad people
Or you get socially weak territory and there's nothing you can do
Products go out of favour, territories get saturated with competition
Or you hit a bad streak, your attitude and body language shows it to people and you get on a sick self-fulfilling downswing with things out of your control...

Don't get me wrong, Sales is just like Poker in that it should be treated as one long session, and great consistent attitude and work ethic will get you to the top sooner or later even in shitty markets
But the variance can be insane and out of your control for way longer than in poker. Companies and products crumble, and staff turnover rate is insane in almost any commission based sales business

As I've said, I'm 35 now. Back in my late teens through mid 20's I worked in sales heavily. I was doing high end in home sales at night in lucrative neighborhoods for a while. Home remodeling (we'd do absolutely anything), sunrooms, pools, spas. If you closed 30%, you were a millionaire. Period. To do that? Yeah, there's nothing we can go through at the poker tables from the comfort of our own home and PC that compares. Miserable nights of being insulted and thrown out of homes. Driving 1.5 hours in snow only to find that nobody even lives at the address. Working on a deal for 3 hours in someone's home, missing your 2nd appointment because of it, and then dealing with their wife walking in who says absolutely not and starts the entire sales process all over again. This is why you want all decision makers there from the beginning.

Now, of course, when you were closing deals? Yeah, you felt and were treated like a rockstar. $2k to $10k commissions. Those deals don't close themselves though and the amount of education, experience, sit behind experience, and your state of mind (huge) are all going to be put to the test each and every day. You're always working on your pitch. You're always working on blocking objectives before they come up. It's very much like plugging leaks and making adjustments in poker. Then, like poker, there's the inevitable dark ages. 15, 20, 30 sits without a deal. Threatening to be fired. Everyone basically toasting champagne and rolling in their money at weekly meetings but you. It's literally suicide level depressing.

Basically, anything that has a huge upside potential in profit is going to be like that. The majority of the time you'll fail. Persistence, mental game, and just raw heart, sweat, and tears is the only way out of the "pit of misery" when you do find yourself inside of it.


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LemOn36
Joined: 07.02.2009

it's really strange that you'd come here and crap on poker like this if you worked in sales to me now :)
Granted I was in an industry where you did your own cold calls and had 5-8% conversion rate if you were very good a little higher than that with obvious huge swing.
There's no chance poker variance didn't seem like a joke and poker players a bunch of whining babies crying over nothing to you If you were out there in the field hitting rough stretches, shitty weather, doing constant attitude training and facing constant rejection (imagine guys where you lose 90%+ of your hands that you actively enter and are still considered a top player)

Come on bro - you know better than that and now stop trolling
EDIT: or you maybe forgot how life can really be now that you're older ;)


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VorpalF2F
Joined: 02.09.2010

Originally posted by LemOn36
(imagine guys where you lose 90%+ of your hands that you actively enter and are still considered a top player)

LemOn36, you forgot the part where at least half of the 90% say "No" in the rudest manner possible.

I spent about 6 months selling accident policies door - to - door.

It was brutal.
I could barely make enough to feed my family of 5. And on days when I hadn't made enough by "quitting time" I just stayed out until I had.

Oh -- and of course there was the small matter of all the additional expenses -- the good clothes, travel expenses and so on.

All the best,
VS


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Originally posted by LemOn36
it's really strange that you'd come here and crap on poker like this if you worked in sales to me now :)
Granted I was in an industry where you did your own cold calls and had 5-8% conversion rate if you were very good a little higher than that with obvious huge swing.
There's no chance poker variance didn't seem like a joke and poker players a bunch of whining babies crying over nothing to you If you were out there in the field hitting rough stretches, shitty weather, doing constant attitude training and facing constant rejection (imagine guys where you lose 90%+ of your hands that you actively enter and are still considered a top player)

Come on bro - you know better than that and now stop trolling
EDIT: or you maybe forgot how life can really be now that you're older ;)

I'm not trolling anymore. I got serious again a couple of days ago. I guess I had to just vent and I was having a really, really bad week where I wasn't very happy about anything.

I've been playing non stop for the past few days. Having more fun than ever and looking forward to a productive winter with this. On Dec 2nd I'll pick up my Gold sub here again and that way I'll have it through all of January, as well.


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LemOn36
Joined: 07.02.2009

Yeah
But that over a year was arguably the one where I grew the most in my life
I cold called personally well over 20,000 people, heard so many stories, traveled across Scotland faced so many challenges highs and brutal lows
I keep having dreams about territories I've worked to to this day often years later

And when I came back to poker after a long break it was drastically easier to keep perspective and be able to deal with variance.
And to this day that experience helps me, although sometimes it's easy to forget how straightforward and predictable poker is when you're in a downswing
And then you start making threads about pointless game before you remember those experiences


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LemOn36
Joined: 07.02.2009

Originally posted by TakingAShot

Originally posted by LemOn36
it's really strange that you'd come here and crap on poker like this if you worked in sales to me now :)
Granted I was in an industry where you did your own cold calls and had 5-8% conversion rate if you were very good a little higher than that with obvious huge swing.
There's no chance poker variance didn't seem like a joke and poker players a bunch of whining babies crying over nothing to you If you were out there in the field hitting rough stretches, shitty weather, doing constant attitude training and facing constant rejection (imagine guys where you lose 90%+ of your hands that you actively enter and are still considered a top player)

Come on bro - you know better than that and now stop trolling
EDIT: or you maybe forgot how life can really be now that you're older ;)

I'm not trolling anymore. I got serious again a couple of days ago. I guess I had to just vent and I was having a really, really bad week where I wasn't very happy about anything.

I've been playing non stop for the past few days. Having more fun than ever and looking forward to a productive winter with this. On Dec 2nd I'll pick up my Gold sub here again and that way I'll have it through all of January, as well.

hahaha
you posted while I was responding to Vorpal
Yeah I hear ya, I think everyone goes through this in poker and you can lose perspective no matter where you are or how long you've played

Pretty sure I threw my chips I fiddle with during a session all over my room just last week after I lost a pot even though I had one of the best months ever in the end xD


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Originally posted by LemOn36

Originally posted by TakingAShot

Originally posted by LemOn36
it's really strange that you'd come here and crap on poker like this if you worked in sales to me now :)
Granted I was in an industry where you did your own cold calls and had 5-8% conversion rate if you were very good a little higher than that with obvious huge swing.
There's no chance poker variance didn't seem like a joke and poker players a bunch of whining babies crying over nothing to you If you were out there in the field hitting rough stretches, shitty weather, doing constant attitude training and facing constant rejection (imagine guys where you lose 90%+ of your hands that you actively enter and are still considered a top player)

Come on bro - you know better than that and now stop trolling
EDIT: or you maybe forgot how life can really be now that you're older ;)

I'm not trolling anymore. I got serious again a couple of days ago. I guess I had to just vent and I was having a really, really bad week where I wasn't very happy about anything.

I've been playing non stop for the past few days. Having more fun than ever and looking forward to a productive winter with this. On Dec 2nd I'll pick up my Gold sub here again and that way I'll have it through all of January, as well.

hahaha
you posted while I was responding to Vorpal
Yeah I hear ya, I think everyone goes through this in poker and you can lose perspective no matter where you are or how long you've played

Pretty sure I threw my chips I fiddle with during a session all over my room just last week after I lost a pot even though I had one of the best months ever in the end xD

The only thing that's ever held me back in poker thus far is mental game. In all seriousness: I love the game, I do understand it when I study it, and I do rapidly improve when I put in heavy volume. It's the beats, the swings, the playing when something in life puts you on tilt and makes you feel entitled before you even play your first hand. I mean, it's greatly improved (my mental game) over the last year or so but there's still a ton of work to be done.

I'm just playing and enjoying the game right now, putting in 100% effort/concentration, and not looking at results any time soon.


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TakingAShot
Joined: 29.05.2017

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD Poker HUD & Database

NL Holdem $30(BB)
BB ($1570)
HERO ($1430)

Dealt to Hero A♦ 9♦

HERO Raises To $75 (Rem. Stack: 1340), BB Raises To $150 (Rem. Stack: 1390), HERO Calls $90 (Rem. Stack: 1250)

Flop ($360) 7♦ 5♦ Q♥
BB Bets $360 (Rem. Stack: 1030), HERO Raises To $1250 (allin) (Rem. Stack: 0), BB Calls $890 (Rem. Stack: 140)

Turn ($2860) 7♦ 5♦ Q♥ T♣

River ($2860) 7♦ 5♦ Q♥ T♣ J♦

BB shows Q♠ K♠

HERO wins $2860

Starting to get back into the rhythm stronger than ever. Villain went nuts and accused me of using an ICM calculator after this hand. 45.5% equity when the money went in + fold equity made it a nice time to take a shot at it in my mind.


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