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VorpalF2F
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22.11.2025, 17:16

They say good employees are hard to find.
So I'm hiding from my boss.


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23.11.2025, 17:59

Originally posted by SDK1987

Mars


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24.11.2025, 17:45

Take care making alphabet soup.
It could spell disaster.


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25.11.2025, 17:37

Where do birds go to drink?

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Crowbars


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26.11.2025, 18:26

Them: Why don't you act your age?
Me: Well, I've never been this age before!


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27.11.2025, 20:27

Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs?
Yes! Hailing taxis.


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28.11.2025, 15:11


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28.11.2025, 20:57

Originally posted by SDK1987

That's not a bad joke


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28.11.2025, 22:47

How can you tell that Australians don't like meringue?

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They boo meringue


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29.11.2025, 17:23


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29.11.2025, 23:21

The physicist and the biologist broke up because they had no chemistry.


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30.11.2025, 12:08

Yes, these are bad jokes indeed ... keep 'em coming ..


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30.11.2025, 18:44

Originally posted by Stackoffski
Yes, these are bad jokes indeed ... keep 'em coming ..

Feel free to contribute.
The internet is full of worse ones!


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30.11.2025, 18:57

If you feel like someone is watching you, you’re not alone.


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