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12.11.2025, 19:46

Why are pigs bad drivers?

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Because they hog the road


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13.11.2025, 18:53

What do lions use to look at their manes?

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Mirroars


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14.11.2025, 18:18

Originally posted by SDK1987

Because they're not very bright


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14.11.2025, 19:58


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15.11.2025, 17:49

What piece on the playground is always exhausted?

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The tire swing.


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15.11.2025, 18:04


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16.11.2025, 18:16

Do mascara and lipstick ever argue?

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Sure, but then they makeup


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18.11.2025, 18:55

Where do wasps like to get lunch?

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A bee-stro


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19.11.2025, 18:54

Why would doors do well on social media?

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Everyone looks for their handles


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20.11.2025, 19:00

When I speak to Spanish people, I like to use the word "mucho".
It means a lot to them.


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21.11.2025, 18:43

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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It's faster than walking


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