hey guys i really dislike buttsex but german Fun / BBV is way bettr than english sorry
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Originally posted by j0kerstar
hey guys i really dislike buttsex but german Fun / BBV is way bettr than english sorry
yea, and homosexuals are gay
Originally posted by L3ST
Boom! First hand he played, he 3-bets me with 85o. 51% to win on the FLOP, even with his two pair. Of course, lost.No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (4 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG ($1.16)
Button ($2)
Hero (SB) ($2.68)
BB ($5)Preflop: Hero is SB with A
, Q
2 folds, Hero bets $0.05, BB raises $0.16, Hero calls $0.12Flop: ($0.36) 5
Hero bets $0.18, BB raises $0.67, Hero raises $1.59, BB raises $4.15 (All-In), Hero calls $0.73 (All-In)Turn: ($5.36) 5
(2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($5.36) 7
Total pot: $5.36
Results:
Hero had A(flush, Ace high).
BB had 8, 5
Outcome: BB won $7.33
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Known players:
[tg]UTG1$0.86:///////;UTG2$1.56:///////;MP1$1.39:///////;MP2$1.74:///////;MP3$0.58:///////;CO$0.83:///////;BU$0.38:///////;SB (Hero)$0.66:///////;BB$0.37:///////;[/tg]
Preflop: Hero is SB with A:c, 6:h.
4 folds, MP3 calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.01, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.06) T:h, 7:h, 9:c (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP3 checks.
Turn: ($0.06) A:h (3 players)
Hero bets $0.04, BB folds, MP3 calls $0.04.
River: ($0.14) 3:c (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks.
Final Pot: $0.14.
Results follow:
Hero shows a pair of aces(A:c 6:h).
MP3 shows a straight, jack high(8:s J:h).
MP3 wins with a straight, jack high(8:s J:h).
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 3.3 Tournament, 20/40 Blinds (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG+1 (t5900)
Hero (MP1) (t3219)
MP2 (t3525)
MP3 (t2895)
CO (t2960)
Button (t4536)
SB (t500)
BB (t2795)
UTG (t4761)
Hero's M: 53.65
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J, J
UTG calls t40, UTG+1 calls t40, Hero bets t190, 3 folds, Button raises to t4536 (All-In), SB calls t480 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls t3029 (All-In)
Flop: (t7058) 8, 7, K (3 players, 3 all-in)
Turn: (t7058) Q (3 players, 3 all-in)
River: (t7058) 9 (3 players, 3 all-in)
Total pot: t7058
He called earlyer 2 hands:
First hand of tournament:He raises 3bb QQ all in he calls shows 89 flops a str8.
Second hand:He calls all in of AK with A4 gets a turn flush.
Vs me I have pocket fucking jacks he had fucking SNOWMANS!
Originally posted by jdnismo
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:$0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Known players:
[tg]UTG1$0.86:///////;UTG2$1.56:///////;MP1$1.39:///////;MP2$1.74:///////;MP3$0.58:///////;CO$0.83:///////;BU$0.38:///////;SB (Hero)$0.66:///////;BB$0.37:///////;[/tg]Preflop: Hero is SB with A:c, 6:h.
4 folds, MP3 calls $0.02, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.01, BB checks.Flop: ($0.06) T:h, 7:h, 9:c (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP3 checks.Turn: ($0.06) A:h (3 players)
Hero bets $0.04, BB folds, MP3 calls $0.04.River: ($0.14) 3:c (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks.Final Pot: $0.14.
Results follow:Hero shows a pair of aces(A:c 6:h).
MP3 shows a straight, jack high(8:s J:h).MP3 wins with a straight, jack high(8:s J:h).
That guy is a genius. He made you bet 2bbs drawing dead.
double-you-tee-eff ??? I couldn't believe my eyes
Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;MP2$0,83:07/57/14/4.0/0/0/-/-;CO$2,89:190/13/12/-/21/19/100/75;[/tg]
0,01/0,02 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant.Base 0.96 by www.pokerstrategy.com.
Preflop: Hero is SB with Q♠, 4♥
MP2 calls $0,02, MP3 folds, CO raises to $0,80, 3 folds, MP2 raises to $0,83 (All-In), CO folds, MP2 gets uncalled bet back (All-In).
Final Pot: $1,63
Epic hand i played today. ♦ When he snap called me i was like "oops" and then i was like "what?". ♦
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.05/$0.1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
Known players:
[tg]BU$10.20:///////;SB (Hero)$10.00:///////;BB$6.71:///////;MP3$12.13:///////;CO$10.00:///////;[/tg]
Preflop: Hero is SB with 6:c, 7:d.
CO posts deadblind, MP3 folds, CO raises to $0.30, BU folds, Hero raises to $0.90, BB folds, CO calls $0.60.
Flop: ($1.9) 2:c, 8:d, 9:h (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, CO raises to $3.50, Hero calls $2.50.
Turn: ($8.9) K:h (2 players)
Hero bets $5.60, CO calls $5.60.
River: ($20.1) 3:h (2 players)
Final Pot: $20.1.
Results follow:
CO shows high card king(7:s 6:h).
Hero shows high card king(6:c 7:d).
CO wins with high card king(7:s 6:h).
Hero wins with high card king(6:c 7:d).
Some of these HH are extremely funny, why do i never meet players like these?
Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t100 - 9 players - http://www.handconverter.com/hands/1121626
The DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
MP1: t5237 M = 2.49
MP2: t9152 M = 4.36
Hero (CO): t27205 M = 12.95
BTN: t505 M = 0.24
SB: t16911 M = 8.05
BB: t24115 M = 11.48
UTG: t24936 M = 11.87
UTG+1: t35285 M = 16.80
UTG+2: t3730 M = 1.78
Pre Flop: (t2100) Hero is CO with Th Ah
UTG calls t800, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t800, 1 fold, MP2 calls t800, Hero calls t800, 2 folds, BB checks
Flop: (t5300) 3h 5s Jc (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets t4277, BB folds, UTG raises to t24036 all in, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, Hero calls t19759
Turn: (t53372) Jd (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t53372) 8c (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t53372
Hero shows Th Ah (a pair of Jacks)
UTG shows Ts Ad (a pair of Jacks)
UTG wins t26686
Hero wins t26686
I can't work out if this is a genius call or just rank stupidity
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Known players:
[tg]BU$31.95:///////;SB$25.00:///////;BB$29.53:///////;MP2 (Hero)$25.21:///////;MP3$45.99:///////;CO$25.79:///////;[/tg]
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J:s, J:d.
Hero raises to $1.00, MP3 calls $1.00, 4 folds, 3 folds, 2 folds, BB folds.
Flop: ($2.35) 2:h, 6:d, 6:c (2 players)
Hero bets $1.75, MP3 calls $1.75.
Turn: ($5.85) T:h (2 players)
Hero bets $3.00, MP3 calls $3.00.
River: ($11.85) 5:c (2 players)
Hero bets $6.00, MP3 calls $6.00.
Final Pot: $23.85.
Results follow:
Hero shows two pairs, jacks and sixs(J:s J:d).
MP3 shows two pairs, kings and sixs(K:c K:d).
MP3 wins with two pairs, kings and sixs(K:c K:d).
PokerStars - $1+$0.10|350/700 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
MP+1: 10,305.00
LP: 18,500.00
CO: 3,780.00
BTN: 20,830.00
SB: 15,030.00
Hero (BB): 26,328.00
UTG: 19,355.00
UTG+1: 1,760.00
MP: 33,870.00
MP+1 posts ante 85.00, LP posts ante 85.00, CO posts ante 85.00, BTN posts ante 85.00, SB posts ante 85.00, Hero posts ante 85.00, UTG posts ante 85.00, UTG+1 posts ante 85.00, MP posts ante 85.00, SB posts SB 350.00, Hero posts BB 700.00
Pre Flop: (1815.00) Hero has K♣ 8♥
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 350.00, Hero raises to 2,800.00, SB calls 2,100.00
Flop: (6365.00, 2 players) K♥ K♦ 4♠
SB bets 1,400.00, Hero calls 1,400.00
Turn: (9165.00, 2 players) J♥
SB bets 700.00, Hero raises to 1,400.00, SB raises to 10,745.00 and is all-in, Hero calls 9,345.00
River: (30655.00, 2 players) Q♣
GG sir! :f_biggrin: :f_biggrin:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:
$0.1/$0.2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with T:h, A:d.
3 folds, BU calls, SB raises, Hero calls, BU calls.
Flop: (6 SB) J:s, 8:s, Q:h (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, BU calls, SB calls.
Turn: (6 BB) 5:c (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BU bets, SB folds, Hero calls.
River: (8 BB) K:c (2 players)
Hero bets, BU calls.
Final Pot: 10 BB.
Results follow:
Hero shows a straight, ace high(Th Ad).
BU shows high card king(7c Tc).
Hero wins with a straight, ace high(Th Ad).
Known Players:
[tg]Position_Stack: hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero_1115:///////;MP3_1990:///////;CO_3385:///////;BU_1590:///////;SB_1660:///////;BB_2260:///////;[/tg]
SnG $ 3.00 (6 Players)
30/60 No-Limit Hold'em (6 Players)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy.com Elephant 0.92.31005.6 by www.pokerstrategy.com
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J :diamond:, J 
Hero raises 120 to 180, MP3 folds, CO calls, 3 fold
Flop: (450) J :spade:, 5 :diamond:, 3 (2 Players)
Hero checks,
CO bets 450,
Hero raises 485 to 935 (All In), CO calls
Turn: (2320) 5 
(2 Players)
River: (2320) 5 
(2 Players)
Final Pot: 2320
Results follow (Highlight to see):
Hero shows a full house, jacks full of fives (Jd, Jc) --> (Js, Jd, Jc, 5s, 5h)
CO shows four of a kind, fives (5c, 4d) --> (5d, 5s, 5h, 5c, Js)
CO wins 2320 with four of a kind, fives (5c, 4d) --> (5d, 5s, 5h, 5c, Js)
That was the sickest badbeat I've seen againts my side...and probably the stupidest play ever,however he was extremly lucky.
Originally posted by Splut7
PokerStars - $1+$0.10|350/700 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3MP+1: 10,305.00
LP: 18,500.00
CO: 3,780.00
BTN: 20,830.00
SB: 15,030.00
Hero (BB): 26,328.00
UTG: 19,355.00
UTG+1: 1,760.00
MP: 33,870.00MP+1 posts ante 85.00, LP posts ante 85.00, CO posts ante 85.00, BTN posts ante 85.00, SB posts ante 85.00, Hero posts ante 85.00, UTG posts ante 85.00, UTG+1 posts ante 85.00, MP posts ante 85.00, SB posts SB 350.00, Hero posts BB 700.00
Pre Flop: (1815.00) Hero has K♣ 8♥
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 350.00, Hero raises to 2,800.00, SB calls 2,100.00
Flop: (6365.00, 2 players) K♥ K♦ 4♠
SB bets 1,400.00, Hero calls 1,400.00Turn: (9165.00, 2 players) J♥
SB bets 700.00, Hero raises to 1,400.00, SB raises to 10,745.00 and is all-in, Hero calls 9,345.00River: (30655.00, 2 players) Q♣
Woops, villain had ATo.
Full Tilt Poker $2,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2500/t5000 Blinds + t600 - 8 players - View hand 1124494
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
UTG+1: t14920 M = 1.21
MP1: t278748 M = 22.66
MP2: t49025 M = 3.99
CO: t183099 M = 14.89
BTN: t200974 M = 16.34
Hero (SB): t49254 M = 4.00
BB: t104392 M = 8.49
UTG: t159804 M = 12.99
Pre Flop: (t12300) Hero is SB with Q Q 
3 folds, MP2 raises to t48425 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls t48425, Hero raises to t48654 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls t229
Flop: (t155533) 7 T A (3 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: (t155533) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)
River: (t155533) Q (3 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: t155533
MP2 shows Q A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
BTN shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins t458
Hero wins t155075
This has got to be the best hand i ever played
