Originally posted by gigelpintea
What's the difference between a person praying at the poker table and a person praying in church? The person praying at the poker table is really praying.
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Honey, would you ever play for me in a poker?
No darling. I stick to bankroll management. So unless I have harem, I will not play for you.
btw, jk is an abreviation for joke ♦
Originally posted by BogdanTudorache
jackkingoffdidn't get it either at the beginning ♦
omgggg haahahahha, ur right i was wrong
Originally posted by vuksan
hahaha, nice one Bliausmas , did you make that yourself??
Thanks! Yeah, I made it myself
A doctor answers his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”
What's the difference between a person praying at the poker table and a person praying in church? The person praying at the poker table is really praying.
This one is excellent (source: own experience)
I got this from the pokernations forum:
"Earlier today I went down to the Indiana Live Casino. I didnt stay long, but it never fails there is always drama at my table. lol. here is what happened
a guy bets big into a raised pot on a flop of 573.
another guy moves all-in with 57 for two pair, the bettor calls with JJ. he spikes a jack on the river, really pissing off the guy with 57.
another guy, not in the hand, says "nice hand Mike" to the winner.
the loser, Bob, said "that's not a nice hand, that's a nice catch"
Mike says, yeah, I got lucky. Other guy says, "Yeah, I ment nice catch, not nice hand."
But for some reason, Bob couldn't let it go. He starts telling the random guy he should keep his mouth shut and he should learn poker and all kinds of stuff. Finally the guy had enough and told Bob he better let it go. Bob says "Or what? What are you gonna do?"
awesome
Both of these guys are 220+, btw.
random guy says "I'll do what I gotta do"
Bob says "Well lets step outside then"
both guys shoot up out of their chair and get right in each other's face, another player had already waved over security, and the gaming officer(state police) got in between the two before anything really cool went down.
The two guys then sat back down, right next to each other, and played poker for 3 more hours.
2 min later, it's really quite and tense.I mean it's so tense you could cut it with a knife. A regular in the game says "Why you guys wanna go outside? It's hot out today."
I almost fell out of my chair."
A 12 year old boy comes home from camp and walks into his parents' room. Mom and dad are in bed having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His dad replies, "Playing poker. Now get out of here." He goes to his older sister's room to find his sister and her boyfriend in bed having sex. The boy asks, "What are you doing?" His sister replies, "Playing poker. Now go away." He goes to his older brother's room and finds his brother masturbating. He asks his brother, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "Playing poker." The boy asks, "I thought that it takes two to play poker." His brother replies, "Not if you have a good hand."
This is a story I read in the 2p2 forums for most outrageous talk at a live table
2 people get it all in preflop and flip their cards.
one guy shows AA and the other lady shows 33 and says "I knew you had aces then"
The guy says "if you knew I had aces, why did you call with 3s?"
the lady replies "well i knew you had aces, so my 3's were about as good as KK, and i'm never folding KK preflop"
Originally posted by bradomurder
This is a story I read in the 2p2 forums for most outrageous talk at a live table2 people get it all in preflop and flip their cards.
one guy shows AA and the other lady shows 33 and says "I knew you had aces then"
The guy says "if you knew I had aces, why did you call with 3s?"
the lady replies "well i knew you had aces, so my 3's were about as good as KK, and i'm never folding KK preflop"
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Originally posted by bradomurder
This is a story I read in the 2p2 forums for most outrageous talk at a live table2 people get it all in preflop and flip their cards.
one guy shows AA and the other lady shows 33 and says "I knew you had aces then"
The guy says "if you knew I had aces, why did you call with 3s?"
the lady replies "well i knew you had aces, so my 3's were about as good as KK, and i'm never folding KK preflop"
love it
