A Sephardi Jew is very late for one of the most important meetings of his life. Lot of money is involved & he cannot find any places in Paris. Desperated, he decides to call the help of the Big One.
" Please God, help me, please I swear I will go to the Syna every sunday, I ll get more involved with my community, etc.."
Straight After that, a car leaves so he can park.
"Forget about it, I ve just found one!"
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Originally posted by HollyMichelle
What do you call Will.I.Am's lazy brother?Spoiler
Will.I.Fuck!
Dear Jim'll fix It,
Can you fix it for me to run away to france with a girl from my class?
Yours,
Jeremy Forrest
Originally posted by gadget51
Dear Jim'll fix It,Can you fix it for me to run away to france with a girl from my class?
Yours,
Jeremy Forrest
OMGLOL!
A bunch of angry dyslexic parents are furious over recent allegations and have just beaten up jimmy sommervile!! Poor chap
Originally posted by gadget51
Dear Jim'll fix It,Can you fix it for me to run away to france with a girl from my class?
Yours,
Jeremy Forrest
i dont understand this 
Halfway through singing a romantic ballad to one of my cats, it occurred to me that I'm going to die alone.
Originally posted by MattDenness
Halfway through singing a romantic ballad to one of my cats, it occurred to me that I'm going to die alone.
First I was like, WTF!!??!!! Then I was like ohh it's bad jokes topic ♦ ♦
Still good joke
Glad you realised it was a joke and not rl 
Or is it? ...
"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"
Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me.
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Why did dracula go to the doctors?Because of his coffin
:f_p: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
SICK!!!!!!!! ahahahahaaa
"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting sheep.."
"Interrupting sheep wh"-"BAAAAA"
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Spoiler
Dr. Dre
I like my coffee how I like my women
Spoiler
Without a penis
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Spoiler
Because he's dead
What's black and white and red all over?
Spoiler
A dead nun
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Spoiler
It's the police. Your son was found dead, open the door!
What's white on the top and black on the bottom?
Spoiler
Society
Where did Susie go during the bombing?
Spoiler
Everywhere
Warning: The following jokes are like, really really bad.... look away if you're sensitive to bad jokes.
Q. Why did the plane crash?
A. Because the pilot was a tomato
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Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick
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Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot
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What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank?
"How in the hell do you drive this thing?"
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Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Fish.
A man walks into a doctor's surgery
Man: "Doctor, Doctor, it hurts when I do this"
*lifts arm*
Doctor: "Well don't do it then"
I was in a geography lesson yesterday when the teacher asked, "Who can show me on this map where America is?"Little Johnny got up a pointed with a pencil and said, "That's it there, Miss.""That's correct," Said the teacher.
"Now, who can tell me who discovered America?"
"It was Little Johnny!" shouted Paddy from the back of the classroom.
#OnlyInIreland
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
I was in a geography lesson yesterday when the teacher asked, "Who can show me on this map where America is?"Little Johnny got up a pointed with a pencil and said, "That's it there, Miss.""That's correct," Said the teacher."Now, who can tell me who discovered America?"
"It was Little Johnny!" shouted Paddy from the back of the classroom.
#OnlyInIreland
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
I was in a geography lesson yesterday when the teacher asked, "Who can show me on this map where America is?"Little Johnny got up a pointed with a pencil and said, "That's it there, Miss.""That's correct," Said the teacher."Now, who can tell me who discovered America?"
"It was Little Johnny!" shouted Paddy from the back of the classroom.
#OnlyInIreland
Epic joke is epic, no?!