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16.12.2020, 13:49


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16.12.2020, 19:25

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison


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17.12.2020, 17:04


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17.12.2020, 18:47 +3

To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it


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18.12.2020, 12:36


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18.12.2020, 18:40

The older I get, the earlier it gets late


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19.12.2020, 18:18

I had my patience tested
I'm negative


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20.12.2020, 10:57 +1


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20.12.2020, 19:03

If you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a lid that doesn't fit any of your containers


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21.12.2020, 14:27


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21.12.2020, 19:42

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?


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22.12.2020, 16:48

I finally got eight hours of sleep.
It took me three days, but whatever


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23.12.2020, 12:55


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23.12.2020, 17:55


I I U R
I I I B
I C U R
I I 4 me

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Too wise your are
Too wise I be
I see you are
Too wise for me


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24.12.2020, 11:07


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25.12.2020, 01:30

Oh Christmas morning, how can you tell that Santa was there?

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You can sense his presence


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25.12.2020, 11:39


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25.12.2020, 15:52


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26.12.2020, 10:54


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26.12.2020, 19:22

I got a wonderful Christmas gift.
It is a GPS made entirely of paper.

However instead of "GPS" it is called a "MAP" for "Manual Areal Planner"


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