Fuck me in the ass. Today was one of those dayz. Where the fuck do I start?
I ended up working this morning on a day I had no work, go figure. Got work outa
the way and went straight to the tables. Since its Friday I decided to play the 1k rebuy again, was starting just as I registered. Big fucking mistake, I kept getting distracted and having to get up and do something else in the middle of the tournament. One of the things I
wanted to avoid is playing while I am distracted, but it really can't be helped.
Since I was up and down in the house, I only had my tournament table open so the damage was
only my 10 bucks buy in. I ended up running a stupid bluff against a station that read my soul and called my all in A high on a Q high flop. GG tournament. I'm not rebuying.
So a little while later I end up with some actual free time, so I go back to the tables and start grinding cash. I end up having one of those sessions where everything I raise misses the flop and when I do have a hand everyone folds. So I slowly over about a hour and a half loose another 10 bucks.
The fish I really wanna stack gets up and leaves, so I decide I'll call it for now and come back later this evening.
Just before I start my evening session, I go to switch on the porch light. It doesn't go on.
I don't have to even open the door to know that some cunt that does meth has stolen it. But I open the door anyways and the fucking light is gone. This is the 2nd fucking bulb that has been stolen in the last 3 months. This cunt doesn't even steal it at night he comes round during the day and I never see the cunt but I am always home. If I catch this cunt I am gonna Liam Neelson him.
Now I'm instantly at FUCK THIS GUY tilt. And I decide fuck those guys playing poker I am gonna win all their damn money (and some of mine back) and then go and buy me (and the cunt stealing them) another light bulb.
So, back to poker. My one of those session afternoon sessions continues into my evening session. I miss every flop. No one calls. Everyone calls. Everything bricks. Have to fold everything. Board runs out shit. etc etc etc FML I hate everyone. I'm now down a full buy at NL20. I'm not even topping my stack up anymore, cause I don't wanna loose the maximum to these cunts. So I close my other tables and I decide to concentrate on one table and only one BIG fish.
For 3 hours and 38 mins I played this fish. He doesn't fold anything (except when I have something). He bluffs his ballz off (whenever I have nothing). He plays for stacks with other players (don't give me shit). I raise and miss the flop and he bitch bets with his bottom pair. I even started floating flops to try and hit and nada. While I am trying to my best to stack this fish before someone else does, a AGGRO TARD sits down.
Now I am super worried, cause I've played this tard before. Super super aggro, but this isn't why I'm worried. Why I'm worried is this tard likes to hit and run. I don't want him to stack my fish and then leave. So I start opening wider and still nothing. And then what I'm afraid of happens, the tard stacks my fish. FML. I'm here for hours and he sits down for 5 mins and does what I can't. Now the tard sits out. But my fish reloads. But only ten bucks. FML. But then me and my fish get lucky, he stacks the idiot reg that won't fold top pair to him and my fish doubles up. Yeah. The tard sees this, cause now he sits back in.
The tard and my fish go back and forth, they even take some more off the idiot reg (he dunno how to play tards and fish poker). I'm super tired now and nothing is going my way, I'm still down a buyin at NL20 and 10 buck from the tournament. I'm about to throw in the towel and then finally something goes my way, its tiny, but it pulls me back into the game.
See the hands below. (Sorry its not typed right, its late and I'm fucked) I can't believe the last hand happened. I finished him off the very next one with 88 when he tilt shoved 84s. Me and my fish will have to tangle another day.
Laterz
This is the biggest hand I won against my fish in almost 4 hours. He bets half pot with a hand like TP and half pot as a bluff. He pots his really strong hands. He calls down with small pairs. I thought he might bet his busted draws here so I decided to check call and if he pots its a fold. I had to silence that bitch in me that was saying "he got you out kicked".
NL 20 - 6 Handed
Hero UTG $19.45
MP $18.77
Villain CO $29.96 <- My fish
BTN $19.47
SB $28.15 <- Aggro Tard
BB $19
Hero Kd Td
Hero raises $0.60, MP folds, Villain calls, BTN folds, Aggro Tard folds, BB folds
(Pot $1.50)
Flop
8sKh6s
Hero bets $0.80, Villain calls $0.80
(Pot $3.10)
Turn
3c
Hero bets $1.80, Villain calls $1.80
(Pot 6.70)
River
8h
Hero checks, Villain bets $3.35, Hero calls $3.35
Result
Villain shows 7d9c
Hero shows KdTd
Everyone was limping cause the tard was raising x20 or 3betting x20.
My internet fucked out in this hand so I decided against checking to villain.
NL 20 - 6 Handed
UTG $19.50
MP $10.39
CO $20.65
BTN $49.97 <- Aggro Tard
SB $19.30 <- Just sat down
Hero BB $27.50
Hero Kd Kc
UTG calls $0.20, MP folds, CO folds, BTN calls $0.20, SB calls $0.20, Hero raises $1.50, UTG folds, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.50
(Pot $4.70)
Flop
Ks 7c Qh
Hero bets $3.00, Aggro tard folds, SB sits out.
Villain had just lost part of his stack calling and all in with Ah vs TP against my fish.
I honestly had no idea what to do here, he is normally super aggro with anything, if he had bet the flop I would try and get it cause he stacks off very light. And when it checks to the river I just went fuckit, if he has nothing he will fold anyways, he doesn't have a K or J (he bombing those), I was hoping he had a Q or T or flush.
NL 20 - 4 Handed
UTG $18.81
BTN $39.21 <- Aggro tard
Sit Out
Hero SB $32.75
BB $14.80
Hero Qc Ah
BTN calls $0.20, Hero raises $0.80, BB folds, BTN calls
(Pot $1.80)
Flop
As Kd Jh
Hero checks, Aggro tard checks,
Turn
Ad
Hero checks, Aggro tard checks,
River
Qd
Hero bets $32.05, BTN calls $32.05
Result
Villain shows 8dQs
Hero wins