I just have to admire anyone who has time to calculate odds with calculator when multitabling.
Heyaa
It is not so difficult as it seems, we all got .ahk scripts and we all get used to the speed at some point.
You just have to build up your ''Multitabling skills''. so eg. you start with 6 tables, then you add calculations on the spot, then you add another table each week etc. etc.
I see you got 4 posts, welcome on PokerStrategy.com
- Gerv
[x] My Life.....

*MLIG = My life is great
*FML = Fuck my LIfe
*MLIA = My life is average
*Today, I got slowplayed by Aces. That's okay because I got Kings. MLIA
*Today, I shoved Aces preflop, I lost against KK. FML
*Today, 4 guys went all-in before me while I had AA, they had TT,JJ,QQ,KK - I won the pot. MLIG!
*Today, my first ever playable hand was AK on the BB, someone stole from the SB . I snap-shove for 20bb and SB calls. That's okay although he got AA. MLIA
*Today, my shove with AK faced a pair of Aces, luckily for me the Board in the end was KK7 K 6. My Life is Great!
saw flop | saw showdown
Gerv (BB) ($20)
SB ($103.80)
Preflop: Gerv is BB with A
, K
4 folds, SB bets $3.50, Gerv raises $19 (All-In), SB calls $16
Flop: ($40) K
, K
, 7
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($40) K
(2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($40) 6
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $40
Main pot: $40 between Gerv and SB, won by Gerv
Results:
SB had A
, A
(full house, Kings over Aces).
Gerv had A
, K
(four of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: Gerv won $38
*Today, I started up iPoker and logged in. My balance increased a little bit. MLIA
*Today, I begun my session with a whine-attack, I mostly hit on something because I'm angry. Unfortunately I hit something made of glass. It hurts. FML!
*Today, I hooked up 2 Chicks and we were tailed by 2 Guys when we were walking on the street. When they were about to attack us just as we were Turning South, my Chicks multiplied themselves into 4. My Life is Great!
saw flop | saw showdown
Gerv with 2 Chicks (BB) ($10)
UTG ($20.80)
MP ($18.31)
Button ($39.37)
SB ($19.50)
Preflop: Gerv with 2 Chicks is BB with Q
, Q
2 folds, Button bets $1.50, SB calls $1.25, Gerv with 2 Chicks raises $9.50 (All-In), 1 fold, SB calls $8.50
Flop: ($21.50) 9
, J
, J
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($21.50) Q
(2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($21.50) Q
(2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $21.50
Results:
SB had K
, K
(two pair, Kings and Queens).
Gerv with 2 Chicks had Q
, Q
(four of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: Gerv with 2 Chicks won $20.43
*Today, someone PM'ed me on Skype, MLIA
*Today, someone Spammed me on Skype, I thought it was someone crying for help. It was Kingdippy.. FML!
*Today, after days I talked to Vonki again, My life is great! ♦
Heya A weird post I know but I am off going to a Party now. FullTilt was fucking my life with all those nits4life so CBA playing there ♦
Had a fun day on iPoker + Life is sometimes great ♥
- Gerv
36440, +230
Today I checked my all-in eV on HEM and I was running 20 stacks below while playing SSS. MLIA
I'm running 30 stacks above EV. I would say MLIG if I had made immense profit with that, but I haven't... MLIA
lololo nice MLIA/MLIG sentences :P!
Today, I said in Fongie's coaching Din röst gör mig kåt*, He nods as he reads it. My life is Great! ♦
*Means ''Your voice makes me horny''
Tonight its Gerv's time to play at the Dutch coaching. He is going to play ROULETTE4ROLLZ. MLIG.
Today KeesAZ doesn't know it is Friday, Thursday is my Dutch Coaching. FuckHisLife ♦
Originally posted by Gerv
Today KeesAZ doesn't know it is Friday, Thursday is my Dutch Coaching. FuckHisLife ♦
LOL, I don't know anymore what day it is. MLIA.
Originally posted by Yoghi
Sorry just ain't enough in those situations...
Ok I will make a speech in a second how sorry I am
Rickrolling Through 200NL was just awesome, together with my new Music Passion: ClassicFM.nl
I feel that Im more focused now with the music + talking out loud things, people near me might think Im being paranoid but thinking out loud can let you see things from different perspectives
Also the playerbase now helps my gameflow since it was way too slippery on 200NL right now ♦
SILVER COACHING TODAY IS CANCELLED BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE ; INGOL IS ALSO GONE !! I WAS HIS SUBSTITUTE BUT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA CANCEL IT but since it is not cancelled... hereby
Im off ♥
- Gerv
Originally posted by Gerv
SILVER COACHING TODAY IS CANCELLED BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE ; INGOL IS ALSO GONE !!
Im off ♥
- Gerv
Vonki?
Took a couple of shots at 400NL, just watched the interview of RasZi telling us that ''guys who are playing highstakes also went up taking shots'' Moreover tables werent overall good so I could mix it up
Unfortunately I lost a buy-in but hey it happens :), cards do not fall my way but I am happy that I can play 400NL from the $50 capital
Now switching accounts to Mansion; happy hour = RayBan numero Two
Also its pretty warm here in HOlland/Europe so the kind of traffic there is on Euro-sites are mostly Fegs (Regulars + Faggots = Fegs)
19:45 - 21:45 Happy Hour mansion
22:30 - 23:30 iPoker session
00:00 - 01:30 FTP session
- Gerv
