[x] Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilt REPORT
Disclaimer: This report has been written approx 30-40min. after the actual Tilt EventSo today was the first day I start learning for my exams ( Math & Behaviour in Organizations ). 2 sessions of 90 minutes learning is quite new for my schedule but luckily it fitted in!
I went and played a session after learning some math as a kind of reward. I had to learn integrating and applying that into Economical equations/cases. With some deciphering, I was quite content with it.
At my parents home, I still got some HIgh school math books which can be of great aid ♦, and guess what, next saturday I'm there partying with my old friends (preparing for TwiceT, TLN & Opal's mania drinking style)
Last time I drank so much I ended up in a bathtub 
Next time I want to wake up in a regular bed with Emma, oops!
The session in the afternoon was quite dull as I saw too many regs on the tables, I looked up the session as in result since I want to know how much I tilted off and it was +1BI in the afternoon with some sample hands I can throw at either Kaitz20 or Rogier ''ThaiMassage Pro'' 
So let's talk about me tilting and how I took care of it.
Well it first started out with some kind of push-ups and stuff before I start playing a session because I just felt like it and getting myself ready for a battle also boosts some motivation. It just felt like a boxing match.
I also played some Guitar Hero (Sweet Home Alabama, Eye of the Tiger, Are you gonna my way and Crazy train by Ozzy Osbourne) to entertain myself a bit.
But what the fuck, this Guitar is rigged or broken since I played zeh perfect on that fucking thing... >< I cant cba to buy another one since the PS3 ain't mine ♦
Anyways I scanned the tables and quickly moved in the 4 tables and locked that. Unfortunately noisemakers couple nr. #1 were coming back from the Cinema and I got distracted a bit even though I had Isolation Noise headphones on. 
First hand that got me caught a bit off guard ( me stomping on the table is the first sign of frustration here ):
No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) -
Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
BB ($81.25)
UTG ($37.55)
MP ($28.60)
CO ($50)
Button ($50)
Gerv (SB) ($53.55)
Preflop: Gerv is SB with K♦, K♠
UTG bets $2, 3 folds, Gerv raises $7.25, 1 fold, UTG calls $5.50
Flop: ($15.50) 9♠, 8♦, A♠ (2 players)
Gerv bets $8, UTG calls $8
Turn: ($31.50) K♣ (2 players)
Gerv bets $38.05 (All-In), 1 fold
Total pot: $31.50
Main pot: $31.50 won by Gerv
Results:
Gerv had K♦, K♠ (three of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: Gerv won $68.05
Guess I was too greedy with this one, checking once ain't hurting that much as his stack was only $22 or so. He used his timebank for it so I put him a low Ax so taking his stack on the River was fine.
Unfortunately my roommate's GF is like living here as well and as soon as they are like ''wrestling'' with each other, you hear this stupid screams as if you want to shoot your whole AK47 ammo on them 
So I heard that as well and I was like ''sigh wtf shut the fuck up noobs I'm trying to earn your weekly salary here blabla''.. Funny thing roommate is unemployed and lazy as hell.. Sounds like he won a lottery since he consumes as if he is hypnotized by the commercials, media & sales.. o_O
But ok that was ok. And then a NIT donkbetting me on the BB vs my UTG KJo on J83r, I call and he fires Turn and then also the River and I was like 
and folded since I was nearly sure due his AFq/AF and his nitty style, my TPTK ain't good.
The KO punch was this one:
No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
saw flop | saw showdown
CO ($81.25)
Button ($23.80)
SB ($28.10)
BB ($50)
UTG ($50)
Gerv (MP) ($66.30)
Preflop: Gerv is MP with K♠, K♣
1 fold, Gerv bets $1.75, 3 folds, BB calls $1.25
Flop: ($3.75) 9♥, 7♠, 4♦ (2 players)
BB checks, Gerv checks
Turn: ($3.75) 3♠ (2 players)
BB bets $2.50, Gerv calls $2.50
River: ($8.75) 9♠ (2 players)
BB bets $6.50, Gerv calls $6.50
Total pot: $21.75
Main pot: $21.75 between BB and Gerv, won by BB
Results:
BB had 3♦, 3♣ (full house, threes over nines).
Gerv had K♠, K♣ (two pair, Kings and nines).
Outcome: BB won $20.70
Worst played hand éver today and this week... cBet flop for value but I was so freezed with the doomscenario: he c/R flop, me call and got valuetowned...
[x]Tilt is erupting!
So as soon as I saw that he Turned a 2 outah, I shut down PokerStars client, shutdown Telescope.
Cursed sth in Dutch and then threw this fella towards the door:
Luckily I didn't thew a glasscup or my TI-84 plus ($100) calculator but I stood up, kicking against one of my stools softly so it bounced off.
Then I raaaaaaaaaaaged and lost self control almost. Heavy breathing, feeling no pain as I hit the wall with my bare fists a couple of time.
Then I tried to control my breathing system to then control my mind as this wasn't a regular tilt.
I also implemented 30 push-ups (twice as what I normally do ♦ ) as a sort of punishment.
After 10 minutes where I cooled down a bit and had control over my breathing I had the Genius idea of doing this:
Dishwashing! Tadaa! ♦
* I had to do it anyways
* It keeps you doing something useful
And when I was done (30-45min. with Mp3 on) I looked back at the damage at HEM:
First session winnings only consisted of non-sd winnings (Simple stealing, isolating + cBetting versus FIt/Fold, 3betting and cBetting then against Fit/Fold, love it 
)
As I said before, I was up 1BI in the first session so I quickly lost 50bb during some stupid situations which is worth analyzing tomorrow.
Guess I will go to bed now and have a fresh mindset tomorrow!
- Gerv
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