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Due to some technical difficulties I had to reset the No-fap challenge on Wednesday (day 4). Slowly stepping into day 3 of new challenge! Although I'll probably gradually increase the number of days until I comfortably reach day 10, after which everything should go smoothly.
I can already feel energy levels increasing and motivation rising.

OP Update:

Tricks
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It was always a fun notion for me to learn how to do magic tricks and it's fascinating to me how easily manipulated human brain is. Even though most of the tricks are pretty obvious and easy when they are revealed, they still look like pure sorcery to unsuspecting mind.

I'm mainly interested in doing tricks with items I have lying around at my disposal like coins, pieces of clothing, rings etc. so I can do them at any time I please. The notion of extensively preparing for a trick beforehand is kind of repulsive to me... too much effort: "Hey guys, I just happen to have this deck of cards on my hands... pick a card!"

Apart from the mere tricks I'd also like to read about the brain aspect of it... why do these things fool people (I'm not saying these don't fool me... oh contrer...)

Goal 1: For starters learn some coin tricks from Bobo Coin Magic (there are also videos made, from which I'm currently learning). Nothing fancy, just 5-7 tricks... I'm not going to do this for a living... but first I have to choose which ones.
Goal 2: Find a good book on why this sort of stuff works so well... maybe there could be some other uses for these kind of brain mechanisms.


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Joined: 11.07.2011
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oh man, this blog is AWESOME. I almost died on the penis exercises, so fucking funny rofl. Will follow!

Anyway, here is a very cool youtube channel for magic tricks, explained step by step, simple and easy.

http://www.youtube.com/user/mismag822


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Day 4 without fapping and going strong. Got a bit tempted to watch porn after seeing a nun on some site, but I stood strong! Going much smoother then the first try.

Added another update to my OP, in the Mind Hacking department.

Memory
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I'm terrible at remembering names/dates, and I mean terrible. How terrible?
Apart from some country known streets, I only know the name of my street and a couple of streets around mine. I can't possibly remember something like that (if they are named after people and not some things like "The Crown Street" or "The Clown Brigade Street") because names are just bunch of random letters to me.

Speaking of names, I need to ask people like 5-6 times before I remember their name. Especially embarrassing is when I go out, meet like a dozen of girls and then all the names mix up and I end up calling them the wrong names. I mean, not that I care but it's affecting my success rate.
Also, the only telephone number I know is my mobile and home number... even the ambulance and fire department numbers get mixed up. It's a real problem.
I don't even know the birth dates of my parents. That should say it all.

So there is this memory program called Phenomenal Memory by Ruslan Mescerjakov which I did earlier for the first like 5 out of 60 lessons. It was fun but then, I just didn't have any time to do it. I still don't have time for it, but it will be something to look forward to in the near future.

Some benefits you get with this:

Also with this system you can recite the memorized book BACKWARDS with ease. Not sure what would be the benefit of it, but it sounds like a superpower.
They seem to have made the 2nd version which is supposedly much better, I think mine was 1st. I just registered and got some 3 Memory games... this should be interesting...

Goal: Start this course somewhere around January 2013.


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Talking of Martial Art from several posts earlier... I don't see the reasoning of training it for 10+ years in order to walk away from the fight. I can walk away from it just fine without it. It probably gives you enough confidence to stay calm and collected and try to solve the problem with words, but I defiantly won't be the one who is going to bow down and go with my tail between my hind legs.

I'm doing it because it opens some more possibilities in life. Like you said, walking comfortably through the dark street is one of them. Maybe some guys start fighting and I want to jump in to split them apart. Or maybe someone is mugging a lady.
Or maybe I want to open a girl with a guy next to her.

Some More Mind Hacks:

Power Sleep
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Uberman Sleep Schedule allows me to sleep only 2 hours a day by maximizing my REM sleep. It is said it's not tested if it causes any long-term damage, so it should be used with caution.

Obvious benefit is that it makes our waking time last longer. For me it's 5 extra hours/day, which adds up to 107 extra days per year. Or 23 years in a lifetime. Also switching to this cycle apparently makes you feel generally healthier and the dreams become more intense and memorable.

The downside is that you need to nap every 4 hours for 20 minutes each, with which someone's boss wouldn't agree. Also some people feel extreme fatigue if they stay awake for more then 5 hours.


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Damn, I got this sick urge to wear a kilt with or without the accessories. Definitely with that Pouch!


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Joined: 29.12.2010
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Originally posted by VladimirN

Power Sleep
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Uberman Sleep Schedule allows me to sleep only 2 hours a day by maximizing my REM sleep. It is said it's not tested if it causes any long-term damage, so it should be used with caution.

Obvious benefit is that it makes our waking time last longer. For me it's 5 extra hours/day, which adds up to 107 extra days per year. Or 23 years in a lifetime. Also switching to this cycle apparently makes you feel generally healthier and the dreams become more intense and memorable.

The downside is that you need to nap every 4 hours for 20 minutes each, with which someone's boss wouldn't agree. Also some people feel extreme fatigue if they stay awake for more then 5 hours.

hey vladimir. this will probably affect your memory if you are trying to improve it.


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gadget51
Joined: 23.06.2008
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The pouch is called a Sporran.


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Joined: 31.12.2010
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Originally posted by VladimirN
Talking of Martial Art from several posts earlier... I don't see the reasoning of training it for 10+ years in order to walk away from the fight. I can walk away from it just fine without it. It probably gives you enough confidence to stay calm and collected and try to solve the problem with words, but I defiantly won't be the one who is going to bow down and go with my tail between my hind legs.

I'm doing it because it opens some more possibilities in life. Like you said, walking comfortably through the dark street is one of them. Maybe some guys start fighting and I want to jump in to split them apart. Or maybe someone is mugging a lady.
Or maybe I want to open a girl with a guy next to her.

this may help with your decision :)

http://www.geoffthompson.com/media/ArtofFighting.pdf


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Yeah these Sporrans are awesome. I suppose they are placed that way so they cover my groin when I sit.
Am thinking of making a kilt of my own with the custom fabric. Are all the kilts this expensive? Most that I've seen are like 200-400 euros. What would be the fair price?

That book got me laughing... as soon as I saw the first page. I might use "Chapter 5: Restraint" though, sounds interesting.

I'm not saying I'm a violent guy. This is how I'd try to resolve the situation:
1st: I'd ask him politely to step back and calm down... I'd even offer him a beer or something.
2nd (if the 1st doesn't work): I'd warn him saying that I train this or that martial arts and that I won't hesitate to hurt him if necessary.
3rd (if the 2nd doesn't work): Falcon punch...


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Added some more in the Pick-Up ==> X-Factor part of the OP:

Speech
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I mumble a bit which is caused by talking too fast. I only noticed it around a year ago when I recorded myself to see how I sound. I could barely understand myself, and I admire people who conversed with me all this time... I guess people get used to it.

So the cause for it is that I don't really bother to pronounce every sound of the word... I kind of fly over a sound here or there and it ends up messy. Also, talking about 50% faster then I should. So I decided to take care of this the same way I corrected my extreme stuttering from when I was little.

The way I'll do this, is to read the whole Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky with the wooden spoon in my mouth, talking slowly so I say every single sound and open my mouth wider. I don't plan on going overboard with this so I suspect it will take me around 4 months to finish the book.

Goal 1: Read 5 pages every day.
Goal 2: Practice clear talking in everyday life.

Have to find one more in order to finish my goal...


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Under the Pick-Up ==> Looks:

Posture
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I got this pretty much right as it it, only maybe a couple of minor things.

The thing that irritates me the most is my neck which is a bit bent to the front. Since I built up my muscles a bit in the last couple of years (especially back muscles), it kind of blends with my body and is less noticeable but it still irritates me when I'm sort of hunched a bit. This is also, according to the doctor, cause for my occasional face numbness and dizziness because of obstructed blood flow or something... so it's kind of a health hazard.
The cause for this is the pillow and the fact that I slept on back my whole life until the past 2-3 years.

The way I'll fix this is simply to sleep without a pillow on my back and to try keep the neck position straight-ish during the day. I've been doing this for 2 days and I can already see huge improvement... why the hell didn't I do this before?

Goal 1: Sleep without a pillow on my back during the night. Keep the neck straight during the day.
Goal 2: Walk with legs more apart.
Goal 3: Move sloooooower, smoooother.


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Originally posted by VladimirN
3rd (if the 2nd doesn't work): Falcon punch...(ONLY after I get assaulted)

Also I'd like to correct myself that Falcon punch is ONLY after I get assaulted. I'd never attack someone first (except maybe slapping a priest... that's one of my life goals).


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Starting playing poker as of today. Still didn't get my money back, so I can't quite play what I want... being 15-30$ 6-man SnGs. At this moment I'll be playing 1.5$ HUs Hypers... it's still fun though. Never played HUs so this should be great.

Also, looking for some book on making kilts... Anyone got something good?

Currently on Day 6 of no-fap challenge. It's quite easy second time around and I'm waiting for this famous 7th/8th day, where "miracles" happen. I feel like it's a placebo though but I'll stick with it for some more days.

Also, I'll just exclude the "No TV" goal from further weeks since it became part of my life now. No TV for the past 2 months and it's great.

WEEK 3 RESULTS:


:heart: Study for 25+ Hours - Studied for 10 Hours - 40% SUCCESS
:heart: Update OP with Useful Things x5 - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Watch TV for 0 Hours - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Masturbate x0 - Masturbated once - 86% SUCCESS

:heart: Gym (Weights) x4 - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Gym (Cardio) x2 - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Eat Enough (not quite calorie counting yet) x7 - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Drink 2 liters of water x7 - 100 SUCCESS

:heart: Penis Exercises x5 - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: PC Exercises (Harder Ones) x4 - 100 SUCCESS

:heart: Finish the English version of Awareness by Anthony De Mello and take some notes for this blog. - Didn't read any - 0% SUCCESS
:heart: Read 100 more pages of Sperm Wars by Robin Baker - Listened to 2 Hours of The Red Queen by Matt Ridley instead = 75 pages - 75% SUCCESS
:heart: Meditate x4 - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Practice Hand Flute: 140 Whistles and try to Switch Notes - 100 SUCCESS
:heart: Practice Clear Talking: 35 pages - 100 SUCCESS

WEEK 4 GOALS:


:heart: Play 400 HUs
:heart: Watch 4 Videos on HU

:heart: Study for 7+ Hours
:heart: Update OP with Useful Things x4
:heart: Masturbate x0 (Depends ?)

:heart: Gym (Weights) x4
:heart: Gym (Cardio) x2
:heart: Eat Enough x7
:heart: Drink 2 liters of water x7

:heart: Penis Exercises x5
:heart: PC Exercises (Harder Ones) x3 (Every Other Day)

:heart: Finish the English version of Awareness by Anthony De Mello and take some notes for this blog.
:heart: Listen to 4 Hours of The Red Queen by Matt Ridley
:heart: Meditate x8
:heart: Practice Hand Flute: Perform an old folk song x35
:heart: Practice Clear Talking: 35 pages


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Hey,

Maybe you could add pickup success factor (success#/fail#) targets vs actuals? So each week you can track your progress. The higher this number the better ofcourse ;)

And as poker nerds here we love to hear badbeat stories. Stories about doing everything right and still lose.

T.


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RasTweet
Joined: 26.12.2009
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here is a test! Do you have what it takes to successfully complete the no-fap challenge? Lets find out


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NIVEKii
Joined: 01.01.2009
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Originally posted by RasTweet
here is a test! Do you have what it takes to successfully complete the no-fap challenge? Lets find out

Nice going Ras, you broke him.


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@Tampaloeres81

I will actually write reports about going out. It's just that now is not the good time for that, because of some deadlines... In August we went out 15-17 times so I guess that makes up for September.

Originally posted by RasTweet
here is a test! Do you have what it takes to successfully complete the no-fap challenge? Lets find out

Hmm I got high standards for perfect asses and I must say, that's one of the best pages so far. Didn't help my raging boner one bit.

Also, last night I spent like whole hour going through some porn sites looking for some asses for that thread. My mind is fucking with me again.


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So today my mother came to my house to cook something for my brother and me, when she saw the kilt material I bought.

She: What's this for?
Me: I'm sawing my own kilt.
She: What's a kilt?
Me: Scottish national wear.
She: :facepalm:
Me: What? :pokerface:
She: Are you wearing a skirt now?! First nail polish and now a skirt?! What's next? Will you wear a lipstick?
Me: Well I tried heels and makeup but I didn't like it. I'll stay with nail polish and a kilt though...
She: You strayed on the wrong path my son!
....etc etc.

Then she fucking started crying, and she never cries. I mean what kind of close minded person you have to be to think someone is gay for wearing a kilt? And then she said it's fine if I'd be in Scotland but here it's not acceptable because no-one is wearing it here, and everyone would think I'm gay. How do I even talk to these people...

So kilt = enjoying cocks, makes perfect sense.
I haven't seen anything more manly then this:

Also, when I shown her this, it was a completely different thing:

I mean grow the fuck up. Having 50 years yet being 10 years old mentally, doesn't give you any right to hand any advice around.


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First, from now on I'll update the OP using some quotes as well as my own words. I think this using just my own words limits me a bit, I don't have too much time on my hands. I might even quote whole articles, or at least most important parts.

This week has been a bit meh. Didn't really got some things done. Also, it seems I'm terrible at reading stuff.

Gave up on no fap challenge on day 9 because... it's a silly challenge anyways. Seriously, benefits are only sort of a placebo and can be accomplished some other way (like edging). I also gave up on the hand flute for now, even though I did well. It just isn't a priority at this moment.

Will have to reduce my goals a bit in order to chill, there was too much pressure.

WEEK 4 RESULTS:


:heart: Play 400 HUs - Played 208 - 52% SUCCESS
:heart: Watch 4 Videos on HU - Watched 0 - 0% SUCCESS

:heart: Study for 7+ Hours - Studied for 4.5 hours - 64% SUCCESS
:heart: Update OP with Useful Things x4 - 0 Things - 0% SUCCESS
:heart: Masturbate x0 (Depends ?) - Gave Up

:heart: Gym (Weights) x4 - x3 - 75% SUCCESS
:heart: Gym (Cardio) x2 - 100% SUCCESS
:heart: Eat Enough x7 - 100% SUCCESS
:heart: Drink 2 liters of water x7 - 100% SUCCESS

:heart: Penis Exercises x5 - 100% SUCCESS
:heart: PC Exercises (Harder Ones) x3 (Every Other Day) - 100% SUCCESS

:heart: Finish the English version of Awareness by Anthony De Mello and take some notes for this blog. - 0% SUCCESS
:heart: Listen to 4 Hours of The Red Queen by Matt Ridley - 100% SUCCESS
:heart: Meditate x8 - x4 - 50% SUCCESS
:heart: Practice Hand Flute: Perform an old folk song x35 - 100% SUCCESS
:heart: Practice Clear Talking: 35 pages - 100% SUCCESS

WEEK 5 GOALS:


:heart: Play 300 SnGs
:heart: Watch 3 Videos on HU
:heart: Update OP with Useful Things x3

:heart: Gym (Weights) x4
:heart: Gym (Cardio) x2
:heart: Eat Enough x7
:heart: Drink 2 liters of water x7

:heart: Penis Exercises x5
:heart: PC Exercises (Harder Ones) x4 (Every Other Day)

:heart: Finish the English version of Awareness by Anthony De Mello and take some notes for this blog.
:heart: Listen to 4 Hours of The Red Queen by Matt Ridley
:heart: Meditate x8
:heart: Practice Clear Talking: 28 pages


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My god, I just realized the possibilities of Phenomenal Memory! It just stroke me! My fucking god... I could use this to memorize equities: Mind SnGWizard. I could use this in live poker for a mind HUD, easily having stats pop up for each player... The possibilities...

I redid the part about Uberman Sleeping Shedule under Brain Hacks:

[x] Uberman's Sleep Schedule (Two Hours of Sleep)
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Background

The Uberman sleep schedule is a method of organizing your sleeping time to maximize your REM sleep and minimize your non-REM sleep.
In essence, someone utilizing the Uberman sleep schedule is actively modifying their sleeping habits so that they can immediately jump from waking to a few minutes worth of stage 1 sleep straight to stage 5 REM sleep.

It is important to note that there are no studies as to the long-term physical or physiological impact of this sleep cycle, and if this concerns you, I wouldn't attempt the cycle. However, the benefits are fantastic.

The Uberman's Sleep Schedule

Sleeping Hours
The Uberman's sleep schedule revolves around forcing yourself to rely on six twenty to thirty minute naps spread throughout the day for your daily dose of sleep. I stuck to thirty minute naps, currently having them starting roughly at 2 AM, 6 AM, 10 AM, 2 PM, 6 PM, and 10 PM every day.

Adjusting To This Schedule
Adjusting to this schedule (as you might imagine) will make you feel like you've put your body and mind through a blender for a few weeks. Here are some general tips for adjusting that I found to be greatly helpful:

:diamond: Do the adjustment when you are in complete control of your schedule. I converted to the cycle during a three week vacation; it would have been impossible to get through a normal work day while adjusting to this cycle. I was by and large a zombie.
:diamond: Find a large project to work on while adjusting. If you don't keep busy, you will revert to a normal sleep cycle.
:diamond: Use physiological "tricks" to teach your body the cycle. I found that using a dawn simulation trick worked nicely. Every time I went to lay down, I set my monitor to wait thirty-two minutes, then begin running a program that had a strobe effect along with some excessively loud music. I also used two alarm clocks, and during the day I would adjust my blinds such that the sun would start shining in my face roughly a half an hour later. These would force me to become somewhat conscious for a while, which was all I needed to keep going.
:diamond: Days 3 to 10 are the hardest and least productive.
:diamond: Convert to a more nutritious diet. I've found that drinking a great deal of orange and apple juice makes the Uberman schedule easier to follow, as does eating plenty of vegetables and avoiding fatty foods like the plague.

You will discover that after day ten or so, you will automatically begin waking after about thirty minutes. Quite often, I find that when a dream ends, I just awaken automatically.

Benefits

The obvious first benefit is more free time. I currently clock in between two hours and fifty minutes and three hours and ten minutes of sleep per twenty four hour period. Compared to my previous sleep cycles (roughly nine hours a night), I have an incredible amount of time to do things that I wished I had time to do before I switched.

Although the first benefit is pretty much the only reason you need, I also found that switching to this cycle makes me feel generally healthier. As I noted, I started off this "experiment" by switching to a more healthy diet rich in fruits and vegetables. After my body finally adjusted to the quick batches of REM (about day eight or nine), I began to feel truly GREAT! I actually feel more energetic at this point than I did before this started.

Drawbacks

One drawback is that I hit a wall if I stay up for more than about five hours without a twenty to thirty minute nap. My concentration and energy seem to vanish in a matter of minutes and I absolutely have to go take a nap. This can create some problems in social situations, but one can somewhat shuffle the naps around to adjust for this.

Another drawback is that my appetite is substantially larger and I will often crave strange things that I don't recall craving in the past.

Other Effects

One particularly noteworthy effect (I consider it a benefit, but others might consider it a drawback) is that all of my dreams are very intense and I find myself remembering them as well, down to minute details.

Conclusion

Uberman's sleep schedule is a potentially dangerous way to increase your waking hours. Although I found success with it to this point, there still may be physical and psychological dangers that I have not yet met, and there may be grave difficulties for others attempting the cycle.

If you didn't do the calculations: For me it's 5 extra hours/day, which adds up to 107 extra days per year. Or 23 years in a lifetime.


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