LOL Donkaments

Actually im gonna post biggest pots of the night.

I was 100% sure he had flush draw, river was such a sick card.♦

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$0,31:58/9/0/0,1/57/0/100/50;BB$10,82:08/63/13/1,7/40/0/0/0;MP2$4,95:27/7/0/-/0/0/100/-;Hero$5,17:///////;CO$12,5:58/3/0/0,0/50/0/100/100;BU$5,2:56/11/9/-/100/33/0/50;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 8♦, 6♠
MP2 folds, Hero raises to $0,15, 3 folds, BB calls $0,10.

Flop: ($0,32) T♠, 6♥, 4♠ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0,25, BB raises to $0,50, Hero calls $0,25.

Turn: ($1,32) 6♦ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0,7, BB calls $0,70.

River: ($2,72) 8♠ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1,8, BB raises to $3,60, Hero raises to $3,82 (All-In), BB calls $0,22.

Final Pot: $10,36

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a full-house, sixes full of eights (8d 6s)
BB shows (As Ks)

Hero wins with a full-house, sixes full of eights (8d 6s)

This hand was kinda.. special.. First time i made such a big pfr and got two callers. I decided to openshove here, i think that was the best move i could have done here.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$5:///////;BB$2,11:43/12/7/0,0/50/0/-/100;UTG1$1,95:49/27/4/1,3/36/-/100/0;UTG2$3,78:45/4/2/-/0/0/-/-;MP1$12,2:20/10/5/0,0/50/0/-/0;MP2$1,35:39/31/15/3,0/43/0/-/100;MP3$6,58:08/75/25/4,0/50/-/-/50;CO$14,83:130/21/12/1,4/50/29/100/70;BU$1,76:24/21/0/0,3/100/0/-/0;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with K♠, K♣
UTG1 calls $0,05, UTG2 folds, MP1 raises to $0,10, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $0,10, CO calls $0,10, BU calls $0,10, Hero raises to $0,65, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0,55, MP3 folds, CO calls $0,55, BU folds.

Flop: ($2,25) 9♠, 6♣, 4♣ (3 players)
Hero bets $4,35 (All-In), MP1 calls $4,35, CO folds.

Turn: ($10,95) T♥
River: ($10,95) 5♦ (2 players)

Final Pot: $10,95

Results follow (highlight to see):
MP1 shows (Qs Qc)
Hero shows a pair of kings (Ks Kc)

Hero wins with a pair of kings (Ks Kc)

And there are stats for last 2k hands according to stars:

2000 hands played and saw flop:
- 121 times out of 254 while in small blind (48%)
- 143 times out of 250 while in big blind (57%)
- 297 times out of 1496 in other positions (20%)
- a total of 561 times out of 2000 (28%)

Pots won at showdown - 75 out of 150 (50%)
Pots won without showdown - 483

I'm not exactly playing abc poker i guess. ♠_biggrin:

Having a ridiculous session now.. i miss two overcard, flush draw and a gutshot. And these idiots hit every fucking gutter.

Worst session so far.. i didnt really play good and was getting unlucky, so i ended up losing a lot.

Current bankroll: $248,89 (-$22,13)

The most ridiculous hand i played so far on stars.. When i saw his hand i was like wtf..
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$2.00:///////;SB$5.28:///////;BB$2.18:///////;UTG1$3.49:///////;UTG2$2.98:///////;MP1$3.08:///////;MP2 (Hero)$5.00:///////;MP3$12.50:///////;CO$3.89:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8:c, 8:s.
UTG1 calls $0.05, UTG2 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.25, MP3 calls $0.25, 5 folds, MP1 calls $0.20.

Flop: ($0.87) 4:c, 5:c, 6:h (3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.40, MP3 folds, MP1 calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.67) 5:h (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.90, MP1 calls $0.90.

River: ($3.47) T:d (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $3.47.
Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, eights and fives(8:c 8:s).
MP1 shows two pairs, tens and fives(K:h T:h).

MP1 wins with two pairs, tens and fives(K:h T:h).

Just ridiculous call by me here.. I mean.. i was really pissed at myself after this.
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]UTG1$1.93:///////;UTG2$1.85:///////;MP1$1.63:///////;MP2$1.95:///////;MP3$7.30:///////;CO$4.00:///////;BU (Hero)$8.42:///////;SB$12.60:///////;BB$6.01:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with T:c, T:s.
CO posts deadblind, 4 folds, MP3 raises to $0.25, CO folds, Hero calls $0.25, SB calls $0.23, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.85) 2:d, 7:h, 7:s (3 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB folds, MP3 calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.65) 4:s (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $1.05, MP3 raises to $2.10, Hero calls $1.05.

River: ($5.85) 5:h (2 players)
MP3 bets $4.55, Hero calls $4.55.

Final Pot: $14.95.
Results follow:

MP3 shows a full-house, twos full of sevens(2:s 2:c).
Hero shows two pairs, tens and sevens(T:c T:s).

MP3 wins with a full-house, twos full of sevens(2:s 2:c).


Just the most stupid call ever on the flop by that guy, a very stupid call by me on the turn.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$2,71:83/14/10/-/10/13/-/100;Hero$5,49:///////;MP2$12,06:326/25/3/1,9/31/4/71/38;MP3$5,05:386/11/8/4,0/21/32/100/56;CO$4,76:69/9/4/2,0/43/0/0/100;BU$2,78:80/14/11/1,8/40/50/100/75;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q♣, J♣
MP2 raises to $0,20, 4 folds, Hero calls $0,15.

Flop: ($0,42) Q♥, J♥, 8♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0,25, Hero raises to $0,70, MP2 calls $0,45.

Turn: ($1,82) T♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $0,9, MP2 raises to $11,16 (All-In), Hero calls $3,69 (All-In), MP2 gets uncalled bet back (All-In).

River: ($11,00) 9♠ (2 players)


Final Pot: $11,00

Results follow (highlight to see):
MP2 shows a straight, ace high (Ac Kd)
Hero shows (Qc Jc)

MP2 wins with a straight, ace high (Ac Kd)



Another bad play by me.. but even if i just called his raise on the flop i guess that all the money would end up in the pot on the turn. That kinda makes me feel better.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$5:386/11/8/4,0/21/32/100/56;BB$5:69/9/4/2,0/43/0/0/100;UTG1$7,29:131/15/8/2,3/12/38/100/50;UTG2$2,83:80/14/11/1,8/40/50/100/75;MP1$2,35:83/14/10/-/10/13/-/100;Hero$5:///////;MP3$7,87:74/68/14/1,3/31/0/100/33;CO$10,97:26/12/12/1,8/50/0/-/100;BU$12,55:326/25/3/1,9/31/4/71/38;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A♦, K♣
3 folds, Hero raises to $0,15, MP3 folds, CO raises to $0,50, 3 folds, Hero calls $0,35.

Flop: ($1,07) K♠, J♥, 2♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0,4, Hero raises to $0,95, CO raises to $1,65, Hero raises to $4,50 (All-In), CO calls $2,85.

Turn: ($10,07) A♥
River: ($10,07) 7♠ (2 players)


Final Pot: $10,07

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (Ad Kc)
CO shows three-of-a-kind, jacks (Js Jc)

CO wins with three-of-a-kind, jacks (Js Jc)

Just.. why did i do that?

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$6,07:75/28/8/1,8/16/25/100/67;Hero$7,39:///////;UTG1$6,69:95/11/4/1,0/20/33/-/50;UTG2$12,97:113/12/6/2,0/8/20/0/100;MP1$14,44:221/26/11/3,6/27/28/25/62;MP2$3,64:14/57/29/-/0/-/-/-;MP3$9,8:34/15/6/-/20/-/100/0;CO$1,86:143/10/3/4,0/22/22/0/50;BU$2,77:88/16/7/1,4/53/14/-/30;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4♣, 3♣
6 folds, BU raises to $0,20, SB folds, Hero calls $0,15.

Flop: ($0,42) T♠, 9♣, 8♣ (2 players)
Hero checks, BU bets $0,4, Hero raises to $1,00, BU calls $0,60.

Turn: ($2,42) K♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $1,6, BU calls $1,57 (All-In), Hero gets uncalled bet back.

River: ($5,56) 4♦ (2 players)


Final Pot: $5,56

Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows a pair of aces (Ah Ad)
Hero shows (4c 3c)

BU wins with a pair of aces (Ah Ad)


That's just the way i ran today..

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$5,3:62/11/11/-/0/33/-/-;BB$1,88:143/10/3/4,0/22/22/0/50;UTG1$2,02:na/na/na/na/na/na/na/na;UTG2$2,21:17/76/59/0,7/57/0/0/50;Hero$5:///////;MP2$4,99:57/19/7/2,3/33/0/-/0;MP3$6,35:67/9/4/3,0/17/0/100/0;CO$12,5:221/26/11/3,6/27/28/25/62;BU$9,92:24/21/8/-/50/50/-/100;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K♣, Q♣
UTG1 calls $0,05, UTG2 raises to $0,25, Hero calls $0,25, 7 folds.

Flop: ($0,62) T♣, 8♣, 4♠ (2 players)
UTG2 bets $0,35, Hero raises to $0,85, UTG2 calls $0,50.

Turn: ($2,32) A♠ (2 players)
UTG2 checks, Hero bets $1,15, UTG2 calls $1,11 (All-In), Hero gets uncalled bet back.

River: ($4,54) T♦ (2 players)


Final Pot: $4,54

Results follow (highlight to see):
UTG2 shows two-pair, tens and eights (8s 6h)
Hero shows (Kc Qc)

UTG2 wins with two-pair, tens and eights (8s 6h)



Graph for today:

Now i really see that i should have always played like a nit.. because as people now mentioned that i play kind of looser, they are just raising me and reraising me all day. I dont mind it when i have kings, but i do mind it when i'm just opening the pot from LP with like JTs.. So i played a lot tighter in my second session today.. i stopped opening with 64s from MP... and wtf? Now they are reraising me with ATs when i open from UTG with kings even if i play one hand every ten minutes?♠_biggrin: Thats nice.

Anyway, it looks like i dont run so hot anymore, i run pretty cold instead.. Had two set over set situations today, flush vs. better stuff, top two vs set,... although i think i played really well, i finished the day $14,6 down. So we'll see how i'm gonna do tomorrow, hopefully its gonna be better.

Current roll: $234,29 (-$14,6)

Graph for this month so far:

And for todays session:

So i reviewed my last two sessions, watched some videos and read some articles and there are things i have to change on my game:
- stop c-betting every flop against one opponent
- stop calling 3bet with hand like AK OOP
- stop making stupid calls preflop in general (i've even called a 3bet with 87s OOP, really stupid)
- play tighter in general, stop opening so many pots from LP (i think i actually fixed it in todays second session)
- stop open-raising atc from SB when its folded to me
- play draws less aggresively
- be less aggresive post flop in general

Slowplaying is for pussies:s_biggrin:

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]UTG2$14.23:///////;MP1$3.56:///////;MP2$4.89:///////;MP3 (Hero)$5.59:///////;CO$4.71:///////;BU$9.86:///////;SB$6.26:///////;BB$4.32:///////;UTG1$12.83:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K:d, Q:s.
UTG1 folds, UTG2 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, CO folds, BU calls $0.20, SB calls $0.18, 2 folds, UTG2 folds.

Flop: ($0.7) T:d, A:d, J:d (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, BU calls $0.40, SB raises to $1.20, Hero raises to $3.00, BU folds, SB calls $1.80.

Turn: ($7.1) 8:s (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.39, SB calls $2.39.

River: ($11.88) 4:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $11.88.

Results follow:

SB shows a pair of aces(Ac Ks).
Hero shows a straight, ace high(Kd Qs).

Hero wins with a straight, ace high(Kd Qs).

Tell me.. why did he do that? I mean it makes no sense..
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU$2.55:///////;SB$2.07:///////;BB$6.00:///////;UTG2$3.40:///////;MP1$13.31:///////;MP2 (Hero)$7.44:///////;MP3$4.44:///////;CO$12.50:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2:d, 2:h.
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, 3 folds, SB calls $0.13, BB calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.45) 8:s, 5:c, A:h (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.25, SB calls $0.25, BB folds.

Turn: ($0.95) A:s (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($0.95) A:d (2 players)
SB bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20.

Final Pot: $1.35.
Results follow:

SB shows three of a kind, aces(K:h 6:h).
Hero shows a full-house, aces full of twos(2:d 2:h).

Hero wins with a full-house, aces full of twos(2:d 2:h).

Today was a good day. Played just the way i wanted, according to the list i posted yesterday. I'm really happy for myself.

Current bankroll: $262,91 (+$28,62)

Interesting hands:

This is exactly the reason why i play lag. People just cant stand me at the table.♠_biggrin:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

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$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BB$2.76:///////;UTG2 (Hero)$9.39:///////;MP1$6.47:///////;MP2$6.47:///////;MP3$14.25:///////;CO$4.90:///////;BU$3.88:///////;SB$8.49:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is UTG2 with K:s, K:h.
Hero raises to $0.20, 3 folds, CO calls $0.20, BU raises to $3.88(All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $3.68, CO folds.

Flop: ($8.03) 6:c, Q:h, 2:h (2 players)

Turn: ($8.03) 6:h (2 players)

River: ($8.03) 8:c (2 players)

Final Pot: $8.03.
Results follow:

Hero shows two pairs, kings and sixs(K:s K:h).
BU shows a pair of sixs(4:c 7:h).

Hero wins with two pairs, kings and sixs(K:s K:h).


I got uber lucky on that hand to catch a runner runner:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP3$4.89:///////;CO$1.73:///////;BU$3.58:///////;SB (Hero)$8.18:///////;BB$6.09:///////;UTG2$12.50:///////;MP1$4.51:///////;MP2$9.83:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with K:c, A:c.
UTG2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.20, 3 folds, BU calls $0.20, Hero calls $0.18, BB folds.

Flop: ($0.65) 2:d, K:s, 9:c (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, BU checks.

Turn: ($0.65) K:d (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, BU bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.80, MP1 calls $0.80, BU folds.

River: ($2.45) A:s (2 players)
Hero bets $2.00, MP1 raises to $3.51(All-In), Hero calls $1.51.

Final Pot: $9.47.
Results follow:

Hero shows a full-house, kings full of aces(K:c A:c).
MP1 shows a full-house, nines full of kings(9:s 9:h).

Hero wins with a full-house, kings full of aces(K:c A:c).

I thought he had air on the flop, the turn helped my semibluff and the river was.. brutal.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$5,14:///////;BB$5:46/11/9/1,7/75/33/-/67;MP1$5,33:112/12/7/1,3/33/17/100/67;MP2$6,92:249/17/11/1,8/25/35/100/50;MP3$12,5:152/14/9/1,0/27/0/100/25;CO$3,23:32/38/13/1,0/33/20/-/25;BU$6,76:84/19/13/3,7/15/43/100/0;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q♥, J♠
4 folds, BU raises to $0,15, Hero calls $0,13, BB folds.

Flop: ($0,35) 9♠, 3♥, 2♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, BU bets $0,25, Hero raises to $0,70, BU calls $0,45.

Turn: ($1,75) T♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $1,1, BU calls $1,10.

River: ($3,95) K♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $2,6, BU raises to $4,81 (All-In), Hero calls $0,59 (All-In), BU gets uncalled bet back (All-In).

Final Pot: $10,33

Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows (Ks 9d)
Hero shows a straight, king high (Qh Js)

Hero wins with a straight, king high (Qh Js)

Easy game:

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$6,4:130/8/4/5,5/38/20/100/33;BB$5,33:161/9/4/3,0/16/17/100/33;MP1$3,95:105/16/3/5,0/21/0/0/100;MP2$4,62:65/22/0/-/11/0/-/0;Hero$11,15:///////;CO$2,18:178/15/7/1,8/21/20/67/17;BU$4,07:42/43/0/2,0/28/0/-/60;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A♥, A♣
2 folds, Hero raises to $0,15, CO folds, BU calls $0,15, SB calls $0,13, BB folds.

Flop: ($0,50) A♦, J♠, 9♦ (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0,35, BU folds, SB raises to $0,95, Hero raises to $2,50, SB raises to $6,25 (All-In), Hero calls $3,75.

Turn: ($13,00) 7♥
River: ($13,00) 9♠ (2 players)

Final Pot: $13,00

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a full-house, aces full of nines (Ah Ac)
SB shows (As Kh)

Hero wins with a full-house, aces full of nines (Ah Ac)

Again, set over set.. so sick. Oh wait, i finally had the best of it.:f_biggrin:

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$5:///////;BB$4,29:57/7/5/-/25/29/100/0;UTG1$6,36:99/15/8/7,0/15/40/50/100;UTG2$6,35:485/24/11/2,0/30/30/64/50;MP1$13,7:736/24/4/1,7/31/10/71/53;MP2$5,04:166/5/3/-/30/0/100/67;MP3$4,43:62/11/8/2,0/33/8/100/0;CO$8,71:228/12/10/1,5/23/30/100/60;BU$4,98:53/13/6/1,7/67/17/-/25;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with A♥, A♣. MP1 posts a blind of $0,05.
2 folds, MP1 checks, 3 folds, BU raises to $0,25, Hero raises to $0,80, 2 folds, BU calls $0,55.

Flop: ($1,70) A♦, Q♠, 9♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $0,8, BU calls $0,80.

Turn: ($3,30) 6♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $1,65, BU raises to $3,38 (All-In), Hero calls $1,73.

River: ($10,06) 3♦ (2 players)

Final Pot: $10,06

Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows (Qd Qc)
Hero shows three-of-a-kind, aces (Ah Ac)

Hero wins with three-of-a-kind, aces (Ah Ac)

Good call buddy, good call..

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$5,24:34/26/9/0,5/43/0/100/33;BB$6:46/11/9/-/50/50/-/100;UTG1$2,25:103/13/6/0,4/71/25/100/50;Hero$5,52:///////;MP1$6,52:43/19/5/-/33/25/-/100;MP2$1,36:17/71/24/2,1/64/0/0/14;MP3$2:31/23/19/-/0/100/-/-;CO$12,24:763/13/4/1,5/34/26/93/53;BU$5:23/0/0/-/-/0/-/-;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is UTG2 with A♠, K♠
UTG1 folds, Hero raises to $0,15, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $0,30, 5 folds, Hero calls $0,15.

Flop: ($0,67) A♥, 9♠, 7♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks.

Turn: ($0,67) 3♦ (2 players)
Hero bets $1,06, MP2 calls $1,06 (All-In).

River: ($2,79) 4♦ (2 players)

Final Pot: $2,79

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows a pair of aces (As Ks)
MP2 shows (Kh Kc)

Hero wins with a pair of aces (As Ks)

Just.. why did he do that?

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$2,59:151/15/12/2,9/40/50/100/38;Hero$6,05:///////;UTG2$5,3:15/7/7/-/0/0/100/-;MP1$5,95:10/20/0/-/0/0/0/-;MP2$10,57:31/39/16/1,8/29/17/0/50;MP3$5,05:29/17/10/4,0/0/50/-/-;CO$5:31/10/0/-/0/0/-/-;BU$12,62:50/10/6/-/17/0/-/100;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q♦, 2♦
6 folds, SB raises to $0,10, Hero calls $0,05.

Flop: ($0,20) J♦, 8♦, 4♥ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0,1, SB raises to $0,25, Hero calls $0,15.

Turn: ($0,70) 4♦ (2 players)
SB bets $0,35, Hero calls $0,35.

River: ($1,40) T♦ (2 players)
SB bets $0,65, Hero calls $0,65.

Final Pot: $2,70

Results follow (highlight to see):
SB shows (Kh Tc)
Hero shows a flush, queen high (Qd 2d)

Hero wins with a flush, queen high (Qd 2d)

They should start to respect my button raises.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$3,95:03/0/0/-/-/-/100/-;BB$12,58:126/4/3/-/0/10/50/-;UTG1$2,21:151/13/7/2,2/25/17/100/50;UTG2$2,63:95/8/1/1,0/17/0/50/0;MP1$2,24:76/5/4/3,0/33/25/-/0;MP2$6:144/10/5/-/8/21/100/0;MP3$3,65:370/9/8/7,0/32/24/100/43;CO$14,92:254/17/9/1,5/30/20/33/70;Hero$5,4:///////;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BU with 2♠, 2♦
6 folds, Hero raises to $0,15, SB folds, BB raises to $0,45, Hero calls $0,30.

Flop: ($0,92) J♦, T♠, 7♣ (2 players)
BB bets $0,45, Hero calls $0,45.

Turn: ($1,82) T♥ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1,15, BB folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $1,82

Ridiculous..
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP1$4.00:///////;MP2$4.35:///////;MP3$2.02:///////;CO$12.22:///////;BU$5.00:///////;SB$10.25:///////;BB (Hero)$5.76:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q:c, Q:s.
3 folds, CO calls $0.05, BU folds, SB raises to $0.25, Hero calls $0.20, CO folds.

Flop: ($0.55) 5:s, 4:s, T:h (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.35, SB calls $0.35.

Turn: ($1.25) Q:d (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.85, SB calls $0.85.

River: ($2.95) J:s (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $2.95.
Results follow:

SB shows a straight, ace high(A:h K:s).
Hero shows three of a kind, queens(Q:c Q:s).

SB wins with a straight, ace high(A:h K:s).

Had a session full of coolers and bad beats..

Current bankroll: $247,26 (-$15,65)

First one

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$5,33:///////;BB$4,91:43/16/0/0,7/40/0/-/50;UTG2$5,11:395/11/8/1,2/21/27/80/17;MP1$11,79:49/6/0/2,0/25/0/100/100;MP2$1,87:96/16/6/-/29/8/100/50;MP3$6:07/14/14/-/0/50/-/-;CO$7,86:123/16/15/21,0/40/20/0/50;BU$13,52:31/23/6/1,0/29/0/0/50;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9♥, 8♠
UTG2 folds, MP1 calls $0,05, 2 folds, CO calls $0,05, BU folds, Hero calls $0,03, BB checks.

Flop: ($0,20) T♠, 9♦, 8♥ (4 players)
Hero bets $0,1, BB calls $0,10, MP1 raises to $0,35, CO folds, Hero calls $0,25, BB calls $0,25.

Turn: ($1,25) 9♠ (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, MP1 bets $0,5, Hero calls $0,50, BB calls $0,50.

River: ($2,75) 8♦ (3 players)
Hero bets $1,25, BB folds, MP1 raises to $3,50, Hero raises to $4,43 (All-In), MP1 calls $0,93.

Final Pot: $11,61

Results follow (highlight to see):
MP1 shows a full-house, tens full of nines (Th Tc)
Hero shows (9h 8s)

MP1 wins with a full-house, tens full of nines (Th Tc)

Here i should have def folded preflop..

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$4,96:39/49/0/1,5/15/0/-/67;BB$6,4:54/22/2/2,0/11/0/-/0;UTG2$12,99:35/14/14/1,0/50/0/-/100;MP1$2,13:79/8/4/1,0/0/17/-/-;MP2$5,45:877/10/8/10,5/14/34/100/70;MP3$4,87:123/16/15/21,0/40/20/0/50;CO$6,01:32/16/16/-/33/50/-/100;Hero$5,2:///////;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BU with Q♠, Q♣
UTG2 raises to $0,20, 4 folds, Hero raises to $0,50, 2 folds, UTG2 raises to $1,50, Hero calls $1,00.

Flop: ($3,07) T♥, 3♠, 2♣ (2 players)
UTG2 bets $2,33, Hero raises to $3,70 (All-In), UTG2 calls $1,37.

Turn: ($10,47) 4♠
River: ($10,47) K♦ (2 players)

Final Pot: $10,47

Results follow (highlight to see):
UTG2 shows a pair of aces (Ah Ad)
Hero shows (Qs Qc)

UTG2 wins with a pair of aces (Ah Ad)

Its always nice to be drawing dead and get there.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$5,71:395/11/8/1,2/21/27/80/17;BB$5:238/18/14/1,8/35/14/75/75;UTG2$5,86:232/12/8/5,0/21/21/60/0;MP1$9,4:894/25/5/1,8/30/13/75/50;MP2$3,91:61/18/2/1,0/40/0/100/50;MP3$10,07:87/10/7/-/0/0/50/-;CO$4,57:180/19/11/1,8/29/13/100/67;Hero$8,48:///////;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BU with J♠, J♦
2 folds, MP2 calls $0,05, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0,20, SB folds, BB raises to $0,70, MP2 folds, Hero calls $0,50.

Flop: ($1,47) K♣, 6♦, 6♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0,8, BB calls $0,80.

Turn: ($3,07) J♣ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($3,07) 9♠ (2 players)
BB bets $1,55, Hero raises to $3,80, BB calls $1,95 (All-In), Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $10,07

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (Js Jd)
BB shows a full-house, kings full of sixes (Kh Ks)

BB wins with a full-house, kings full of sixes (Kh Ks)

Here.. just ridiculous hand, i mean, how can somebody be this stupid?

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$10,25:165/20/15/2,2/26/26/100/43;Hero$5,76:///////;MP1$4:22/5/5/-/0/0/-/-;MP2$4,35:37/5/5/-/0/0/100/-;MP3$2,02:33/12/9/-/0/33/-/-;CO$12,22:75/13/5/-/25/11/-/100;BU$5:313/15/9/2,0/26/24/100/44;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q♠, Q♣
3 folds, CO calls $0,05, BU folds, SB raises to $0,25, Hero calls $0,20, CO folds.

Flop: ($0,55) T♥, 5♠, 4♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0,35, SB calls $0,35.

Turn: ($1,25) Q♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0,85, SB calls $0,85.

River: ($2,95) J♠ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $2,95

Results follow (highlight to see):
SB shows a straight, ace high (Ah Ks)
Hero shows (Qs Qc)

SB wins with a straight, ace high (Ah Ks)

Im too cool for NL5:f_biggrin:
Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$2.35:///////;MP3$4.00:///////;CO$5.13:///////;BU$2.02:///////;SB$3.83:///////;BB (Hero)$6.88:///////;UTG1$2.90:///////;UTG2$9.15:///////;MP1$3.96:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8:h, 4:h.
5 folds, CO raises to $0.15, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.32) 9:h, T:c, 6:c (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.60, CO calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.52) 2:h (2 players)
Hero bets $0.80, CO calls $0.80.

River: ($3.12) 5:d (2 players)
Hero bets $1.85, CO folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $3.12.

Had a MONSTER session. Bankroll is at $303,03 now. Sick.♠_biggrin:

Epic graph for today:

Nice graph!

I see your playing NL5 too. What site are you playing? Don't think I've came across you on Full Tilt!

Gary

Thanks I play at Stars.. i was gonna play at Full Tilt at first, but stars have better software in my opinion (and they're not rigged anymore:D ). And what i love the most is that there's no bet pot button. So the donkeys dont know how much to bet and you can even draw to gutshots profitably.♠_biggrin:

The game is sooo dead today.. i mean, i even found myself opening 93o from utg..

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$6.37:///////;MP3$12.45:///////;CO (Hero)$5.00:///////;BU$5.90:///////;SB$5.71:///////;BB$4.93:///////;UTG2$5.02:///////;MP1$19.11:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9:h, T:h.
UTG2 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, BU calls $0.20, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.15.

Flop: ($0.67) A:c, Q:s, 9:s (3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks, BU checks.

Turn: ($0.67) 4:d (3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.40, BU calls $0.40, MP1 folds.

River: ($1.47) K:s (2 players)
Hero checks, BU checks.

Final Pot: $1.47.

Results follow:

Hero shows a pair of nines(9:h T:h).
BU shows a pair of fours(4:s 3:h).

Hero wins with a pair of nines(9:h T:h).

[ ] game is dead ♠_biggrin:

Had a really bad session.. so far at stars, i either had a super session, or a really bad one.

Current roll: $290,94 (-$12,09)

After this hand, i decided that i had enough.. I mean, you open with 52s, flop the nuts... and the other guy doesnt have top two or some bs.. he has the same hand (calling a button open with 52s is loose even by my standarts) and turns a flush...

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$12.50:///////;MP3$6.91:///////;CO$2.90:///////;BU (Hero)$6.61:///////;SB$5.81:///////;BB$7.00:///////;MP1$5.02:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with 2:c, 5:c.
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, SB calls $0.13, BB calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.45) 4:c, A:s, 3:s (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.30, SB calls $0.30, BB folds.

Turn: ($1.05) K:s (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.75, SB calls $0.75.

River: ($2.55) 9:c (2 players)
SB bets $0.40, Hero raises to $3.00, SB calls $2.60.

Final Pot: $8.55.

Results follow:

Hero shows a straight, five high(2c 5c).
SB shows a flush, ace high(2s 5s).

SB wins with a flush, ace high(2s 5s).

This was kinda silly..

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;Hero$7,8:///////;BB$13,34:269/26/8/1,8/25/12/100/46;MP1$5:89/8/7/-/33/20/100/50;MP2$5,17:347/8/2/2,0/18/21/100/83;MP3$12,72:78/12/3/1,5/27/0/-/67;CO$4,19:62/31/5/2,2/28/13/100/40;BU$17,68:75/15/1/-/29/0/100/75;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is SB with T♦, 8♦
5 folds, Hero raises to $0,15, BB raises to $0,60, Hero calls $0,45.

Flop: ($1,20) 9♥, 6♥, 2♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

Turn: ($1,20) 4♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $0,85, BB calls $0,85.

River: ($2,90) 9♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $2,05, BB calls $2,05.

Final Pot: $7,00

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (Td 8d)
BB shows a flush, queen high (Qs 3s)

BB wins with a flush, queen high (Qs 3s)

Shit happens... How the hell do these idiots know when to play the freaking 82o?

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$11,54:239/19/3/0,5/33/4/50/60;BB$2,74:36/25/6/-/0/20/-/-;UTG1$2,7:62/5/0/-/100/0/100/33;UTG2$8,85:14/29/7/0,0/0/0/0/-;MP1$5,05:36/6/3/-/33/0/-/100;Hero$5,21:///////;MP3$1,93:44/11/5/-/40/0/-/0;CO$4:02/50/0/2,0/100/0/-/100;BU$2,21:20/30/5/-/25/0/-/100;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 9♠, 9♣
3 folds, Hero raises to $0,20, MP3 folds, CO calls $0,15, 2 folds, BB calls $0,15.

Flop: ($0,57) J♦, 8♥, 2♠ (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0,35, CO raises to $1,20, BB folds, Hero calls $0,85.

Turn: ($2,97) 4♦ (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1, Hero raises to $3,81 (All-In), CO calls $1,60 (All-In), Hero gets uncalled bet back (All-In).

River: ($8,17) 5♥ (2 players)

Final Pot: $8,17

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (9s 9c)
CO shows two-pair, eights and deuces (8s 2h)

CO wins with two-pair, eights and deuces (8s 2h)

Yeah.. i played like an idiot today..

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$4,95:15/13/0/-/0/-/-/-;BB$12,28:81/38/15/1,5/31/20/100/22;UTG1$8:53/45/8/1,6/35/0/-/38;UTG2$5:132/11/8/2,0/22/17/-/50;MP1$3,55:09/33/11/-/100/0/-/50;Hero$5:///////;MP3$5,08:65/85/5/1,3/48/25/-/52;CO$1,72:44/11/5/-/40/0/-/0;BU$5,76:347/8/2/2,0/18/21/100/83;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 9♥, 3♣
UTG1 calls $0,05, UTG2 folds, MP1 calls $0,05, Hero raises to $0,25, MP3 calls $0,25, 6 folds.

Flop: ($0,67) 8♣, 5♥, 3♠ (2 players)
Hero bets $0,45, MP3 calls $0,45.

Turn: ($1,57) 4♣ (2 players)
Hero bets $1,15, MP3 calls $1,15.

River: ($3,87) 6♠ (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $0,05, Hero calls $0,05.

Final Pot: $3,97

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (9h 3c)
MP3 shows a pair of eights (Td 8h)

MP3 wins with a pair of eights (Td 8h)

So i decided to limp for the first time this week.. and thats what u get.

Known players:
[tg]Position_Stack:hands/vp$ip/RaisePreflop/AF/WTS/ORL/BBvsSteal/W$SD;SB$3,6:81/38/15/1,5/31/20/100/22;BB$1,8:62/31/5/2,2/28/13/100/40;MP1$5,75:132/11/8/2,0/22/17/-/50;Hero$6,74:///////;MP3$13,24:65/85/5/1,3/48/25/-/52;CO$5,29:347/8/2/2,0/18/21/100/83;BU$12,98:78/12/3/1,5/27/0/-/67;[/tg]
0,02/0,05 No-Limit Hold'em (7 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.86 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7♦, 4♦
MP1 folds, Hero calls $0,05, MP3 calls $0,05, CO folds, BU calls $0,05, SB calls $0,03, BB checks.

Flop: ($0,25) K♦, 4♣, 3♦ (5 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0,1, Hero calls $0,10, MP3 calls $0,10, 2 folds.

Turn: ($0,55) 9♦ (3 players)
BB bets $0,1, Hero raises to $0,30, MP3 calls $0,30, BB raises to $0,75, Hero raises to $3,00, MP3 folds, BB calls $0,90 (All-In), Hero gets uncalled bet back.

River: ($4,15) A♦ (2 players)

Final Pot: $4,15

Results follow (highlight to see):
Hero shows (7d 4d)
BB shows a flush, ace high (Qd 2d)

BB wins with a flush, ace high (Qd 2d)

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2$4.30:///////;MP3$9.54:///////;CO$4.56:///////;BU$7.77:///////;SB (Hero)$5.16:///////;BB$12.50:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is SB with A:c, 3:h.
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, BB calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.3) 2:d, 7:d, 7:s (2 players)
Hero bets $0.20, BB raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $0.90, BB calls $0.50.

Turn: ($2.1) 9:c (2 players)
Hero bets $1.20, BB folds, Hero gets uncalled bet back.

Final Pot: $2.1.

For the first time ever, i did this without even thinking about it.. i just knew whats going on and what to do. Just automatic move.♠_biggrin:

Fuck this. I mean how lucky can these idiots get? Its just ridiculous. You flop the nuts and u got the guy drawing dead on the turn. And you still dont win.

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.02/$0.05 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)

Known players:
[tg]MP2 (Hero)$7.28:///////;MP3$1.93:///////;CO$2.19:///////;BU$3.37:///////;SB$7.55:///////;BB$6.37:///////;UTG1$11.86:///////;UTG2$4.83:///////;MP1$6.40:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A:c, J:s.
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.15, 4 folds, BB calls $0.10.

Flop: ($0.32) K:s, T:s, Q:d (2 players)
BB bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, BB calls $0.30.

Turn: ($1.12) 9:d (2 players)
BB bets $0.40, Hero raises to $2.00, BB raises to $3.60, Hero raises to $6.73, BB calls $2.22.

River: ($13.67) A:h (2 players)

Final Pot: $13.67.

Results follow:

Hero shows a straight, ace high(A:c J:s).
BB shows a straight, ace high(T:c J:d).

Hero wins with a straight, ace high(A:c J:s).
BB wins with a straight, ace high(T:c J:d).

Best song ever for grinding.