[Closed] tigerK: Ender.

tigerK · 2010-01-10T20:54:33Z

Hi everybody ! I'm new in this forum and I want to transform my penis in 10K$ until summer to buy a nice pair of boobs with a nice bikini (yellow if possible) [mylife] I'm from the French communauty, but I'm currently living in UK until summer: I'm a french teacher in primary schools on the isle of Wight, to be more precise. I do apologize in advance for my english though. I'm 23 years old. Ah and I'm left-handed. It helps. [/mylife] I discovered online poker with Pokerstrategy one year ago. I'm mostly a SSS player in pokerstars FR tables. Last year I had to make regular full cashouts (I restarted to 50$ many many times) so I didn't have the opportunity to develop my game that much. The fact that I'm a big gambler/tilter and a terrible sng'player didn't help me as well to build a nice bankroll though. But now this time is over. As it's the tiger's year in chinese calendar I just can't play like a kitty/pussy in NL25 anymore. THIS IS MY YEAR. I WANT MY BOOBS. Here are my blog goals and special rules: I will post my weekly results every month and my monthly results every week... more or less. I will reply to my army of girley fans everytime it will be needed obviously. I will post some boobs every time I won 1K$ (yummy!). I will post some penis every time I lost 1K$ (burk!). I will not reply to trolls even if I want them to SHUT THEIR FUCKIN' TRAP. I will try not to be rude with people who pissed me off. Think positively, think boobies !!! Real goals: To have a 10K$ bankroll at least the 31/05/2010 to pay my breast operation. As I believe all the SSSplayers are homosexuals (or with strange sexual pattern implicating animals, you choose), maybe If i don't succeed I will raise funds. Week 1: Cash game: My come back in NL200. 2BB/100. Good start. Sng HU: SNG HU 23$ (2-4). ROI: 26%. Up. BK: 2K$ (20% achievement)

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11.02.2010, 17:53 0

1400$ lolol.