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Forum Adventures: Money Headaches and Lesbians with Fire Extinguishers

Want to hear a true story that has lesbians, drugs, alcohol, bananas and fire extinguishers? MiikkaAnttonen shared his epic tale and you mustn't miss it! On top of that, I've uncovered some great advice on the forums to deal with your poker ups and downs.

Lesbians
Was MiikkaAnttonen really lucky
or really unlucky?

Welcome back my fellow adventurers! Let's hop on the FishDianaJones express and zoom right on over to miikkaanttonen's blog for this week's opening feature, the "Lesbian Fire Extinguisher" story.

I won't reveal the story to you here as it's better you to get it straight from the horse's mouth. But like any good teaser trailer, here are the most awesome/shocking/crazy bits.

A Spanish security guy shooting us with a fire extinguisher ... the girls wanted to take a shower, they invited us to join ... "Why are you still having your clothes on?", they yelled to us ...  There was another naked person, a guy ... Jasper managed to chase me to a room with no exit.

For the rest of this story and so much more, check out our coach's awesome blog:

The rest of this story and so much more

Losing money makes me sad

sad puppy
Even my puppy feels the pain

It seems like many of the world's greatest poker players rarely seem fazed after losing vast sums of money at the tables. They just brush it off and keep going, even when it gets really bad.

I can't say the same for myself and from what I read, it seems that quite a few of our community members, even someone as awesome as i5bet72o, often find ourselves in the same predicament. After a bad session, everything seems to suck, even stuff that is completely unrelated to poker.

If you are looking for some suggestions to deal with this, some of the stuff mentioned in this discussion should be of great help to you. I know I found some great ideas there:

Stop looking like you want to kill someone after a bad session

Cashing out is hard to do

ATM Machine
To cash out or not to cash out?
That is the question.

I thought the only tough thing to do in poker was to actually win some money. But I'm a fish and all I do is make deposits, so what would i know about the dilemma facing many winning poker players - when to cash out and how much?

sharkysmurf posed the question - "When can we withdraw? What % do people withdraw?" There are numerous ideas in the discussion thread on how to manage your winnings but if I were to be so lucky to have lots of money in my bankroll, I think my policy would be the same as nightfrostass: "NightFrostaSS withdraws when he pleases."

If you're looking for some cashing out systems or tips, head-on over and have a read yourself

Why cashing out your entire bankroll to party is a bad idea

There are so many more awesome threads in the community forums that pop up all the time, so don't stop here and do some adventuring yourself. That is all from fishdianajones this week, may you win lots of money at the tables and see you back here next week!