Updated on 22 Feb 26 by

Da Pokerz - Poker Gets A Rap Song Yo

"All my skinny girls are astounding with brain, but I date fat chicks just to balance my range" Nuff said. Listen to the full song inside. Word.

After Prahlad Friedman's rap efforts we hoped the days of poker related MC'ing were well behind us. But wait, there's a new poker rap doing the rounds and it's actually not complete crap.

Emcee White Noise treats us to some poker inspired lyrics in a YouTube video that showcases his talent at merging everything poker with humorous obscenities and make it all rhyme. Awesome.

"If we're playing heads up then I'd prolly win, at the party wit Bacardi like I'm Scotty Nguyen".

Enjoy, just make sure to keep it real. Word to the shover. Run it twice, twice, baby. Ok, we'll stop now...

Oh, and remember Pralahd Friedman's effort? Fancy a cringe? Help yourself...