[Закрыто] PusheeR

Случайно сунул руку во внутренний карман куртки, в который давно ничего не клал, нашел 200 баксов, день удался

Ссаное говно, теперь и в твоём айпэде!

Ссаное говно, выбор настоящих инженеров!

Вес 88,8кг Для сравнения: в октябре весил 68

2/4 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
Table Veyron

Stacks:
UTG AvantageAA (643) 161bb
UTG+1 Nedfryst (459) 115bb
CO NokseMojo (170) 43bb
BTN Zolee21 (946) 236bb
SB Pushig (685) 171bb
BB tiltless22 (405) 101bb

Blinds: 2/4

Pre-Flop: (6, 6 players) Pushig is SB A♣ Q♣
2 folds, NokseMojo raises to 8, 1 fold, Pushig raises to 20, 1 fold, NokseMojo calls 12

Flop: 7♦ J♦ K♣ (44, 2 players)
Pushig bets 22, NokseMojo raises to 44, Pushig says "ZA", Pushig says "TURURRUR TUTU", Pushig says "E", Pushig says "TURURURU TUTU", Pushig says "BAL", Pushig says "TURURURU TUTUTU", Pushig says "TI", Pushig says "TURURRU RU TUTU", Pushig says "ZAE BAL TI", Pushig says "ZA E BAL TI", Pushig says "ZA", Pushig says "E", Pushig says "BAL", Pushig says "TIII", Pushig folds

Final Pot: 88

NokseMojo wins 107 (net +43)

Pushig lost 42

2/4 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
Table Veyron

Stacks:
UTG tedeas (80) 20bb
CO Zolee21 (668) 167bb
BTN Pushig (1,130) 283bb
SB tiltless22 (406) 102bb
BB shhekAka (488) 122bb

Blinds: 2/4

Pre-Flop: (6, 5 players) Pushig is BTN 5♥ 5♣
2 folds, Pushig raises to 8, 1 fold, shhekAka calls 4

Flop: J♥ K♦ 5♠ (18, 2 players)
shhekAka checks, Pushig bets 12, shhekAka calls 12

Turn: Q♣ (42, 2 players)
shhekAka checks, Pushig bets 32, shhekAka raises to 117, Pushig calls 85

River: 7♥ (275, 2 players)
shhekAka bets 185, Pushig calls 185

Final Pot: 646
shhekAka shows a straight, King high
10:heart: 9♦
Pushig shows
5♥ 5♣

shhekAka wins 644 (net +322)

Pushig lost 322

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В данном случе не важно, как вы относитесь к Навальному, но факт он вскрыл вопиющий - сенатор РФ Виталий Малкин имеет израильское гражданство, владеет бизнесом в Канаде, а также просил канадские власти выдать ему вид на жительство.

Старзы ввели ЗУм 5/10, 10/20, 25/50. Имхо, это очень вредно.

Надеюсь, реги не будут там ничего стартовать, и игры не перетекут в такой формат.

Всем зож.

Я, кстати, институт закрыл. Почти. Я молодец да. И повязку снял). Теперь трудоустройство в фаст фуд дело ближайших двух недель, думаю

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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Replayer
($903)
Hero ($400)

Dealt to Hero 4♥ 4♦

Hero raises to $8, calls $4

FLOP ($16) A♣ 5♦ J♠

checks, Hero checks

TURN ($16) A♣ 5♦ J♠ 4♣

bets $12, Hero raises to $36, raises to $96, Hero calls $60

RIVER ($208) A♣ 5♦ J♠ 4♣ Q♥

bets $164, Hero raises to $296 (AI), calls $132

shows 5♥ 5♠
(Pre 81%, Flop 98.3%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero shows 4♥ 4♦
(Pre 19%, Flop 1.7%, Turn 2.3%)

wins $799

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $4(BB) Replayer
($1,487)
Hero ($402)

Dealt to Hero A♥ A♠

Hero raises to $8, raises to $32, Hero raises to $70, calls $38

FLOP ($140) Q♣ 5♠ 5♥

checks, Hero bets $50, raises to $104, Hero raises to $158, raises to $1,417 (AI), Hero calls $174 (AI)

TURN ($804) Q♣ 5♠ 5♥ Q♦

RIVER ($804) Q♣ 5♠ 5♥ Q♦ 4♣

shows A♦ Q♥
(Pre 7%, Flop 8.6%, Turn 97.7%)

Hero shows A♥ A♠
(Pre 93%, Flop 91.4%, Turn 2.3%)

wins $803

В принципе. тяжело ожидать чего-то еще в месте, где владелец - еврей))

W$SD 39%. Nuff Said.

В целом разминочка после перерыва хорошая вышла.

А ещё очень удобн опечатать двумя руками :3

лоль

$10/$20 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN happyz9 ($340) 17bb
BB Pushig ($660) 33bb

Pre-Flop: ($30, 2 players) Pushig is BB 8♦ Q♠
happyz9 raises to $40, Pushig calls $20

Flop: 2♥ Q♦ K♦ ($80, 2 players)
Pushig checks, happyz9 bets $32, Pushig calls $32

Turn: 5♠ ($144, 2 players)
Pushig bets $60, happyz9 calls $60

River: K♥ ($264, 2 players)
Pushig checks, happyz9 goes all-in $208, Pushig calls $208

Final Pot: $680
Pushig shows
8♦ Q♠
happyz9 shows
10:diamond: 6♦

Pushig wins $680 (net +$340)

happyz9 lost $340

как в это говно играть?

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
($170)
Hero ($210)

Dealt to Hero 3♣ 7♠ T♠ T♦

Hero raises to $3, calls $2

FLOP ($6) 8♣ 6♦ J♦

checks, Hero bets $4.29, calls $4.29

TURN ($14.58) 8♣ 6♦ J♦ K♠

checks, Hero bets $10.56, calls $10.56

RIVER ($35.70) 8♣ 6♦ J♦ K♠ 8♦

checks, Hero checks

shows 3♥ 3♦ 4♠ A♦
(Pre 38%, Flop 49.5%, Turn 30.0%)

Hero shows 3♣ 7♠ T♠ T♦
(Pre 62%, Flop 50.5%, Turn 70.0%)

wins $35.20

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как в это говно играть?

открой блог, тебе ща напишут

ты тоже можешь открыть

Заноси!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($151)
($217)

Dealt to Hero 6♠ K♦ 7♦ K♣

raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, calls $6

FLOP ($18) Q♥ J♣ K♠

Hero bets $11.72, calls $11.72

TURN ($41.44) Q♥ J♣ K♠ Q♠

Hero bets $30.70, calls $30.70

RIVER ($102) Q♥ J♣ K♠ Q♠ T♥

Hero bets $100 (AI), calls $100

shows K♥ 4♦ A♣ Q♣
(Pre 41%, Flop 19.5%, Turn 2.5%)

Hero shows 6♠ K♦ 7♦ K♣
(Pre 59%, Flop 80.5%, Turn 97.5%)

Hero wins $302

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Чувствую себя обезьяной, которая просто на кнопки жмет:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
($101)
Hero ($310)

Dealt to Hero 5♠ 5♦ K♦ T♦

Hero raises to $3, raises to $7, Hero calls $4

FLOP ($14) T♥ 2♣ 9♥

bets $11, Hero calls $11

TURN ($36) T♥ 2♣ 9♥ 6♠

checks, Hero checks

RIVER ($36) T♥ 2♣ 9♥ 6♠ K♣

bets $32, Hero calls $32

shows A♣ J♦ 5♥ 6♣
(Pre 56%, Flop 31.5%, Turn 20.0%)

Hero shows 5♠ 5♦ K♦ T♦
(Pre 44%, Flop 68.5%, Turn 80.0%)

Hero wins $99.50

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
($125)
Hero ($334)

Dealt to Hero K♥ 5♥ Q♦ A♠

Hero raises to $3, raises to $8, Hero calls $5

FLOP ($16) 5♦ A♥ J♥

bets $12, Hero raises to $36, raises to $117 (AI), Hero calls $81.29

TURN ($250) 5♦ A♥ J♥ Q♥

RIVER ($250) 5♦ A♥ J♥ Q♥ 6♣

shows 6♦ 7♥ J♦ J♣
(Pre 47%, Flop 53.4%, Turn 7.5%)

Hero shows K♥ 5♥ Q♦ A♠
(Pre 53%, Flop 46.6%, Turn 92.5%)

Hero wins $250

прикольно чо))

Чет тут так карт много, что я приссал колить ривер)))

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
($102)
Hero ($455)

Dealt to Hero 6♣ 6♠ 9♣ A♦

Hero raises to $3, calls $2

FLOP ($6) 3♣ T♥ T♣

checks, Hero bets $4.29, raises to $15, Hero calls $10.71

TURN ($36) 3♣ T♥ T♣ J♣

bets $23, Hero calls $23

RIVER ($82) 3♣ T♥ T♣ J♣ 3♠

bets $61.73 (AI), Hero folds

wins $81.50

норм?

самое забавное, что ваще не умея играть, я чувствую эдж в этой херне.

ему стало доезжать))

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
($140)
Hero ($424)

Dealt to Hero T♠ 6♥ 6♦ 3♥

Hero raises to $3, calls $2

FLOP ($6) 9♣ 6♠ T♣

checks, Hero bets $4.29, calls $4.29

TURN ($14.58) 9♣ 6♠ T♣ 2♦

checks, Hero bets $12, calls $12

RIVER ($38.58) 9♣ 6♠ T♣ 2♦ 5♣

checks, Hero checks

shows Q♦ 4♣ 5♦ 8♣
(Pre 51%, Flop 43.3%, Turn 37.5%)

Hero shows T♠ 6♥ 6♦ 3♥
(Pre 49%, Flop 56.7%, Turn 62.5%)

wins $38.08

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $1(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($391)
($168)

Dealt to Hero 4♠ 3♦ T♦ 9♥

raises to $3, Hero calls $2

FLOP ($6) 9♠ 4♥ J♠

Hero checks, bets $5, Hero calls $5

TURN ($16) 9♠ 4♥ J♠ 9♣

Hero checks, bets $12, Hero calls $12

RIVER ($40) 9♠ 4♥ J♠ 9♣ 2♦

Hero checks, bets $33, Hero raises to $138, calls $105

shows A♠ J♦ J♥ Q♣
(Pre 59%, Flop 94.9%, Turn 97.5%)

Hero shows 4♠ 3♦ T♦ 9♥
(Pre 41%, Flop 5.1%, Turn 2.5%)

wins $316

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Вес 88,8кг Для сравнения: в октябре весил 68

Как так, вот как так. Ты же вроде мандарины всю зиму кушал, да травку, а за пару месяцев набрал 20 кило.

Сам набрать никак не могу, хочу секрет услышать. :grin: