Updated on 22 Feb 26 by
Matt Perry
Poker Expert

The Poker Olympics: Which Pros Take the Gold?

Now that London 2012 has concluded, we know that the USA, China and Great Britain racked up the most medals. But if we held a Poker Olympics, which players would be competing in which events - and how would they get on?

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Name:
Tony G
Country:
Lithuania https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/flags/large/lh-lgflag.gif
Event:
Cycling: Mens' Road Race
Medal chances: Good. The G certainly has the endurance and force of will (known in athletic circles as 'heart' and 'commitment') to go the distance in this tough race. He's certainly adept at getting on his bike, though his medal chances depend highly on the amount of Russians competing in the event.

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Name:
Erik Cajelais
Country:
Canada
Event:
Weightlifting
Name:
Phil Hellmuth
Country:
USA //www.pokerstrategy.com/image/flags/countries/us.gif
Event:
All aquatic
Medal chances: In the real Olympics, Cajelais may struggle. In the Poker Olympics, there's no one else we'd pick. Look at him! Medal chances: He seems glued to Michael Phelps's behind, so he is all but guaranteed a silver medal in all swimming events.

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Name:
Lex Veldhuis
Country:
Netherlands
Event:
Kickboxing
Name:
Patrik Antonius
Country:
Finland
Event:
Tennis
Medal chances: After his match against ElkY and the record of the Dutch in kickboxing - pretty good. We're not betting against him - unlike ElkY. Medal chances: A former semi-pro, Antonius' tennis chops aren't up there with his poker. Is there a H.O.R.S.E. event that isn't equestrian?

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Name:
Barry Greenstein
Country:
USA //www.pokerstrategy.com/image/flags/countries/us.gif
Event:
Archery
Name:
Tobias Block
Country:
Germany
Event:
Basketball
Medal chances: With 'the Robin Hood of poker' moniker, who better to take the archery gold? Once he's done robbing the rich (poker players) and giving to the poor (impoverished children), that is. Medal chances: PokerStrategy.com's live reporter Tobias 'samagain' Block was made for this. Look at him interviewing Phil Galfond for proof of his basketball prowess! It's a slam dunk for Tobi.

Name:
Dusty 'Leatherass9' Schmidt
Country:
USA //www.pokerstrategy.com/image/flags/countries/us.gif
Event:
Marathon
Medal chances: Not only is PokerStrategy.com coach Dusty 'Leatherass9' Schmidt a marathon online poker grinder, the above video proves that he is also ready to go the distance in the athletic marathon too.

Honourable mention: Randy 'nanonokops' Lew for his Nan-o-lympics video.

By Matt Perry, Matt Kaufman, Barry Carter & Kyle Reynolds

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