I went to the Canary Islands on holiday this year, didn't see one canary.
Going to the Virgin Islands next year, can't wait.
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Originally posted by MarkQuick
I went to the Canary Islands on holiday this year, didn't see one canary.Going to the Virgin Islands next year, can't wait.
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Gotta keep this bad boy going..
What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
Kara-tea!
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
Why shouldn't you leave a crab in your house?
Spoiler
Because it will pinch things
A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.
had to throw a few jokes there haah
For those pot smokers out there. 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger I have the munchies
I went to see a pirate movie the other night
oh really?
yeah it was arrrrrrr rated
Originally posted by Tomaloc
these really make my day
i want to give some incentive to keep this thread going so i guess i should post one myself
what do sharks say when something radical happens?Spoiler
jawesome
#sobaditsgood
loled hard ♦
Originally posted by ExternalUseOnly
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?Spoiler
Dam
Awesome!! ♦ ♦
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...Walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group..........
"You can't come in here without a Thai. "
What's a penguin without his head?
Dead.
What did the cow say to the frog?
Nothing, because animals can't talk.
There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar.
What a fine example of an integrated community.
Knock, knock, who's there?
Here's your pizza you ordered, have a good evening.
What comes after pee?
The letter Q.
How do you drown a blonde?
Hold their head under the water.
Why did the kid drop his ice-cream?
Because he got hit by a car.
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Can jokes get any worse than these? Hahah.
Originally posted by Tunatic
Can jokes get any worse than these? Hahah.
In this thread, we are sure to find out.