spanish fireman?
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Originally posted by DrDunne
spanish fireman?Spoiler
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Couldn't think of that one!
Thank you Lewis, that was gonna wreck my head all night! I can sleep peacefully!
What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
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Runway inflation.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
I laughed..
The folklore surrounding cats across Europe is interesting.
In the UK cats get 9 lives.
In Poland they get 7 lives.
But, in Greece they get olives.
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field......
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea.....
Where would you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him!
Originally posted by MarkQuick
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?Because he was outstanding in his field......
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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It turned into a field!
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Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Originally posted by MarkQuick
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?Because he was outstanding in his field......
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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It turned into a field!
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What do you call someone who used to like tractors?
An extractor fan...
Originally posted by MarkQuick
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
Originally posted by MarkQuick
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?Because he was outstanding in his field......
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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It turned into a field!
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What do you call someone who used to like tractors?
An extractor fan...
Originally posted by fruktpuff
Originally posted by HollyMichelle
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
I laughed..
Lol same here... it's quite good ♦
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was that all about?"
Originally posted by MattDenness
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was that all about?"
Classic!
Originally posted by MarkQuick
Where would you find a dog with no legs?Where you left him!
After many years on the continent, a Londoner returns home for a visit.
He heads to the local, and orders a pint of bitter.
He takes a sip, sighs and say, "Aaaah, Elixir".
The bartender replies, "ow, 'e does, does 'e?"