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VorpalF2F
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Originally posted by VorpalF2F
If any members are interested in time travel, the British Time-travel Society will hold its first meeting last Tuesday at Oxford.

Never mind.
My brother went next week and said it wasn't worth it.


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VorpalF2F
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Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling.


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What does a Ken Doll use to play billiards?

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A Barbie-cue

—-contributed by Brandon


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Why did the baby strawberry cry?

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Because its mother was in a jam


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Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.


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I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.


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Sheep drive Lamb-orghinis


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What do you call someone who won’t stick to a diet?

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A desserter


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I told a joke in a zoom meeting, but no one laughed.
I guess it wasn't remotely funny.


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I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.


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