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VorpalF2F
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04.09.2025, 17:56

It's never too late to start exercising.
OK, I'll wait then...


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As in life, so in a game of hazard, skill will make something of the worst of throws from Moonfleet by JM Falkner

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05.09.2025, 18:14

Being an accountant is a taxing profession!


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05.09.2025, 21:00


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06.09.2025, 15:46

Two pieces of bread got married.
It was loaf at first sight.


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06.09.2025, 18:26


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07.09.2025, 18:16

I tried to donate blood yesterday.
NEVER AGAIN!
Too many stupid questions, like:
:heart:Whose blood is it?
:heart:Where did you get it?
:heart:Why is it in a bucket?


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08.09.2025, 16:37

If you see a burglary at an Apple store, you become an iWitness.


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08.09.2025, 20:02


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10.09.2025, 15:59 +1

If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.


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11.09.2025, 19:32

Melons have weddings because they cantaloupe.


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12.09.2025, 14:44

I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run-through?


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13.09.2025, 20:46

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.


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13.09.2025, 20:49 +1

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.


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14.09.2025, 15:00 +1

The drummer called his twin daughters Anna One and Anna Two


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