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23.09.2025, 15:08

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


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23.09.2025, 21:05


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24.09.2025, 17:51

Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes?

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They just want to help you become a groan up.


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25.09.2025, 16:09

I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.


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25.09.2025, 16:11


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26.09.2025, 06:04

"My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with?"
"A dog. All dogs will eat meat"


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26.09.2025, 17:40

Spiders are smart.
They can find everything on the web.


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26.09.2025, 21:45


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27.09.2025, 15:28

What do you call spiders who just got married?

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Newly-webs


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28.09.2025, 19:07

RIP boiled water—you will be mist.


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29.09.2025, 16:25

What do you call two octopuses that look the same?

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Itenticle.


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29.09.2025, 19:46


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30.09.2025, 14:45

What has one head, one foot and four legs?

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A bed


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01.10.2025, 17:10

Sore throats are a pain in the neck.


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02.10.2025, 17:33

What does a house wear?

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Address


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