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14.09.2025, 18:28


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15.09.2025, 17:07

Gummy bears are just real bears with no teeth


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15.09.2025, 21:40


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16.09.2025, 16:04 +1

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.


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16.09.2025, 19:43


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17.09.2025, 16:48

I was told that I should write a book.
I said, “That’s a novel idea.”


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17.09.2025, 19:39


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18.09.2025, 00:11 +1

A square, a triangle and a rectangle walk into a bar...
Bartender says "Looks like you guys could use a round!"


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18.09.2025, 02:48

Customer: "I'm looking for a book titled, 'How to Win Quickly and Easily Playing Poker'"
Clerk: "Yes, sir. That will be in the Fantasy section"


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18.09.2025, 15:52

Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”


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19.09.2025, 12:10

Two toilets were playing poker.
They both had flushes. It was a Game of Thrones


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19.09.2025, 15:12


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19.09.2025, 16:02

The odds of being killed by a duck in your own house are low -- but not zero.


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20.09.2025, 18:40

Bicycles cannot stand up by themselves because they are two tired.


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21.09.2025, 11:40


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21.09.2025, 14:55

How many apples can you grow on a tree?

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All of them.


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22.09.2025, 15:36

How can you mend a broken pumpkin?

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Use a pumpkin patch.


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