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25.02.2026, 20:12

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

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A stick


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26.02.2026, 17:33

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

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Nacho Cheese


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27.02.2026, 19:38

Why are Santa's helpers called "elves"?
Shouldn't they be "Subordinate clauses"?


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28.02.2026, 19:01

Do pampered cows give spoiled milk?


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01.03.2026, 21:24

What do you get when you cross a snowman with
a vampire?

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Frostbite


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02.03.2026, 20:56

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means?
It's not like it's the end of the world!


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03.03.2026, 15:47

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind


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04.03.2026, 17:38

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned
I just couldn't concentrate.


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05.03.2026, 17:51

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

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A condescending con descending


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06.03.2026, 18:45

A man walks into a zoo, where the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu


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