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Kooort
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06.03.2026, 20:01

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07.03.2026, 18:15

Originally posted by Kooort
:f_love:
thanks for dropping by!
Believe me when I say, they get worse.
Much worse!


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07.03.2026, 18:17 +1

My math teacher called me average.
How mean!


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07.03.2026, 21:08


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09.03.2026, 00:00

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
Twitches?

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A Nervous Wreck


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09.03.2026, 19:10


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09.03.2026, 22:23

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

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Right Where You Left Him


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10.03.2026, 16:41


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10.03.2026, 18:37

Home Remedies

…I know how to get chewing gum out of hair, and I know how to get rid of skunk smell, but …

(click the cartoon for additional funny stuff)


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11.03.2026, 20:33

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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Because they have big fingers.


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12.03.2026, 07:36

Man finds old lamp
Man rubs lamp
Genie appears, says, "I grant thee but one wish"
Man replies, "I wish I were you"
Genie: "That wush is weurd, but alrught"


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12.03.2026, 20:24

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them
speak.


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13.03.2026, 18:48

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.


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16.03.2026, 00:21

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


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