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10.07.2026, 17:21

A broken can opener is actually a can’t open 'er.


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11.07.2026, 14:35

I don't know why people like Switzerland so much — but their flag is a big plus.


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11.07.2026, 17:03


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12.07.2026, 18:13

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.


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13.07.2026, 17:17


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13.07.2026, 18:09

Originally posted by SDK1987

A banana slug.


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14.07.2026, 17:20


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14.07.2026, 20:03

I went to the paint store to get thinner.
It didn't work.


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15.07.2026, 17:14

How do trees feel in the Spring?

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Releaved.


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16.07.2026, 17:14

There was a sale on paddles.
It was quite the oar-deal.


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17.07.2026, 17:14

If Satan goes bald, there'll be hell toupee.


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18.07.2026, 16:34

A wizard's favourite dog breed is the Labracadabrador Retriever.


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19.07.2026, 17:10

One should never be naked while using a deep fryer.
Not only will you get grease-spatter burns in sensitive areas, you'll also lose your job at McDonald's


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20.07.2026, 17:57

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

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Three, the right, the left, and the final front ear.


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