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Originally posted by Xaqari
I was going to add a good chemistry joke here, but all the good ones argon
How noble of you!
That joke is a gas!
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
England's national football team have turned down a very lucrative sponsorship deal with a dog food company.
The slogan "Win a lot" on kit was deemed inappropriate.
Well, it's better than "Win a Few"
I'm just glad there isn't a dog food company in Canada called "Maybe one Day"
They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction.
My money is on John.
Last week I had my sex change operation from male to female and it went really well
It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park!
My hot lesbian neighbours got me a Rolex for my birthday.
It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch" 
Close your eyes and rub a kiwi fruit in one hand and a testicle in the other - its really hard to tell the difference
It also gets you banned from Walmart 
Originally posted by JohnnyChrist
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
I sea what you did there