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13.06.2020, 16:54

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


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16.06.2020, 18:28

A prisoner's favourite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence.


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17.06.2020, 19:07

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel Prize?

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He was outstanding in his field


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18.06.2020, 10:18


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18.06.2020, 19:17

When the Army barracks bathroom is in use, it's usually by the loo tenant.


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19.06.2020, 17:15

The hen was unable to add numbers until the rooster bought her a new cackle-later
Bonus : https://xkcd.com/2322/


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20.06.2020, 17:40

Note: Drinking bleach will not kill the COVID-19 virus!

So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!?
It's not the end of the world!


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23.06.2020, 18:28

Cul-de-sac repairman is a dead-end job


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24.06.2020, 17:20

Financial advisers are paid to be right on the money.


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26.06.2020, 19:41

If desperate times breed desperate wordplay, we need to prepare for a pundemic.


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27.06.2020, 19:59

He collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.


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28.06.2020, 21:24

It probably is Godzilla


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